Back home reading Christmas cards from relatives I barely remember and came across this gem.
“We are anxiously awaiting the delivery of Sally’s electric chair. It’s arrival should make life easier for all of us..”
Being a Vikings fan is a bit like opting out of the family Christmas gift exchange.
Everyone around you is all excited about what’s going on, and you’re over in the corner regretting life choices…
So I'm going to stir the pot with a controversial stand.
I experienced something earlier this week that most profess to love, but I'm kind of meh...
I mean, early morning economies in small towns are driven by this, and it's okay, but I ain't about it...
Casey's breakfast pizza
The news reported this morning that something like 90M Americans are in danger from the latest heat wave.
Let's make this sound as dramatic as we can......
Fearmongering much??
Mixed in with all the birthday wishes today was a message from a coworker telling me I was hot.
Technically she said I was well seasoned like cast iron, but I heard hot..