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crisis actor | @spugDDR

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I'm going to learn how to hakken in secret until I'm nasty with it and then just bust it out randomly one day and everyone will be like "damn he's movin"

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No dude your fundamental lack of curiosity and capacity for growth is actually something you should be proud of

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There are people who think it’s awesome that the music they listened to in middle/high school is still the only music they listen to

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I retain this account as my "normal twitter" when in reality it's a graveyard of a past life and the only things I really give a shit about now are rhythm games and vocaloid

I am cringe but I am free

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You don’t understand the subculture and nuance of something that was ubiquitous and easily accessible. That’s why you as a woman are not allowed to wear a deftones shirt, a platinum selling artist

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People will say things now like “larping nu metal” as if you can larp something that was one of the most commercially successful mainstream things that consumed popular radio and television for a decade

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Generally speaking, taking a phone call in a public bathroom is psychotic. Taking a phone call while you’re shitting is downright sociopathic

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Most days I just pretend that I'm not fully aware that my home is filled to the brim with black mold because the rent is cheap

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

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Meanwhile a single digit number of people probably made millions of dollars on kalshi betting on “will pete hegseth sig heil on the morning of March 8th” in a completely unrelated leap of faith

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Interesting hand signal from Pete Hegseth this morning

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If you say "cloud gaming" to me I'm going to deglove your face like a captive chimp

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We would be in an actual golden era of PC gaming if billionaires and shareholders and AI didn't exist and it makes me want to palm the sun like a mildly deflated beach ball and spike it into the earth

[john cag gooner @w2cgflgf]

本日，唐揚げとさつまいも天ぷらを作った。外国人なら間違いなくr/kitchencelsに投稿して「fuck my chud life」って言うだろう

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@DaUTF_ @swannoise Spiritually this makes sense for the Wacca

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@KaiCenat Thank you Kai honestly this made me feel better

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Studs that work in cell phone stores are the backbone of this nation

[Nat Eliason @nateliason]

Waymo is a godsend for working parents.

Need to hand off the baby between meetings?

Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town.

Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏

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the guys that dropped out of high school go hard as fuck on facebook

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@JoeyxRoss Everything is embarrassing if you’re neurotic enough 😌

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@hicksinferno @nerveagent0000 No fr a sold out room of sycophantic punishers who weirdly deify the band & people inevitably scalping tickets to a reunion show for 1 bajillion dollars would be like.. totally antithetical to anything good about their legacy