Kelly Brozyna

❤️ Paleo. Celiac. Gilmore addict. ❤️

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

I got a pink bristle kitchen brush and it has changed my life. Who’s idea was it to make white brushes that show all the gross food bits?

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

Todays email spam included a promotion for magnetic lashes and a magnetic gun holster. I guess magnets are “in” and apparently very versatile.

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

I bought a pair of Birkenstocks like 20 years ago (in high school!). They held up *great*, but just before they got popular again I thought “I haven’t worn these in forever!” and I got rid of them. Now I see people wearing them, and I have much regret.

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

This is by far my favorite pepperoni story. https://t.co/CYeggXKblK

[Matthew Champion @matthewchampion]

this... may be the greatest story ever told

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

@zanneslaw I like the emails that have my name in a different font because they pasted it into their template message that they send everyone 🙄

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

Mock Key Lime Pie leftovers today! 😋 What’s your favorite pie??? I also love chocolate,… https://t.co/gHOgRpXx04

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

Oh my gosh. I got a spam email with the subject "Turmeric deadly- never consume it again" 🙄 Should I be worried? 😂

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

My husband told me "I wish my great-grandma was around to see you cooking with bacon fat. Her kids and grandkids told her it was bad."

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

"I assure you, I know *everything*."

—exactly what I want to hear when I ask a server if they have gluten-free

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

I used to own flip flops but then our neighbor's dog busted through the fence and stole one of them.

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

I revised my Best Ever Paleo Pancakes to be nut-free! https://t.co/HY2NKOICoA

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

I've gone back 30 minutes and still don't know what's going on.

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

Last night I fell asleep listening to my Outlander audiobook, and now I can't find my place.

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

"What's 'That soup life?' I want to see." —my 14 yr old, thinking it's a real meme

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

I just invented s new meme: "That soup life". I'm not sure what kind of images everybody will be using.

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

"Some apples look like real apples even though they're fake apples."
—my 5 yr old

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

It poured into the spice drawer 😭

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

I tapped a glass pitcher on the counter, it broke, and a gallon of homemade chicken broth went EVERYWHERE.

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

I made two smoothie bowl recipes with @COYOUSA coconut yogurt. Yum! https://t.co/eHXXC7xItZ

[Kelly Brozyna @spunkycoconut]

Me: Would you like spring rolls?
My 5 yr old: Sprinkles!!??