Commander Gunk

five 2’s make a 10

[Charles Sams @DigcharS]

@KenSimCity Did you pay for the tickets?

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

@mario4thenorth This guy is tapped, left a 6 page booklet on my car. Had scans of his drivers license and claimed gravity wasn’t real. He’s a certified tripper at least.

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

Catch a Tiger by his toe, if he blows .000 let him go. #prayfortiger

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

@MarkJCarney I need a helicopter, some of those guns you “bought back” and @tom_wilso. We will get this Iran thing sorted out for ya.

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

Eyooo fuck Taiwan! Go Eileen! #Guboyz

[Taco Bella @bellathetaco]

No yeah i’m sure your boyfriend who booked a 3:45 pm dinner reservation for Valentine’s day at Earls is a great guy

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

@CityNewsVAN Terrible

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was asked if he’s going to let HC Brian Schottenheimer hire the next DC.

“Trump just said it. I’m running Venezuela.”

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

@Jaakaco Caught yourself in a shop window and decided to tweet this 🤔

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

Boomer farmer on the ferry talking to his pal Jerry on speaker phone.
I’m hearing Roughriders were due to win, he might sell the farm and move to parksville, Carneys budget won’t pass today.

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

@AdamSchefter Pornographic stuff from Mr. Johnson

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

@StuntmanStu @F2Fcanada I think it was @rowcourt

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Drake is wild for this one.

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

Who let the alphabet ppl get all these guns?

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

@Jaakaco Imagine being so cooked you think getting 8 hours of sleep and going to work are mutually exclusive.

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

@yegwave Tax man

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

Idea 💡: expiring student Visas can get automatic PR if they go wage war against the Islamic Republic. Full citizenship if they get the ladies back in Bikinis???? #carneysarmy

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

Need to get the B-2 bombers to take care of people who ride e bikes on arterial roadways.

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

Will I load myself into an ancient Canadian warplane on a mission to get the women of Iran back into their Bikinis? Maybe #carneysarmy

[Commander Gunk @spunkygunk]

I honestly expected more out of these missiles. I am short Raytheon with the current level of destruction. Could flip if I see some big explosions on twitter.. stay tuned #investmentadvice