Pootiefly, PhD

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

Started college as my neighbor in the dorms, ended as the love of my life 🤍

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

Putting my divorced parents in a group chat to share links to things I want for Christmas

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

we need a slur for newborn babies

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

I’ll be a monk for a while no alcohol clean food gym every day then get bored of that dumbass life start livin like an Irish civil war village oaf where I hangout at bars and tell strangers my various tragedies and eat fucked up sausages then get bored of that and go back to monk

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed 😀

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

Today I smiled at a lesbian couple holding hands On the street and they just looked at me

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

Spotify has fallen so far off

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

@czericeliza HAHA this is my life now

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

What I asked for vs. what I got

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

What the hell goes on inside a dishwasher

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

@LucaBisharat YOU JUST SAW THIS

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

Started college as my neighbor in the dorms, ended as the love of my life 🤍

[Soup @soupinthering]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

Can’t hang out today. Need to stay home all day and get hydrated

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

Just my Trader Joe’s tote bag and I against the world

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

Instead of saying hello Ladies and gentlemen we can say hello girlypops, boilypops, and otterpops

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

gotta get into 4wd to drive over Oakland pot holes

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

Sometimes you just HAVE to get a $7 coffee and sit in a park and think about ur life. Sometimes the coffee will be $8

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

The only bad part about being a lesbian is that sometimes you have to be apart from your girlfriend

[Pootiefly, PhD @spunkysapphic]

The book Quit like a Woman is 5th wave femminism