mj🖤

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

my coworkers need to stop walking by my desk when i’m doing nothing and just scrolling on my phone. it makes me look bad

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

the first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that i’m at work. 😭

[mj🖤 @spunkyzclown]

life has never been better like being 23

[funplings @funplings]

locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

staring at old pictures of myself rn i’m my own dead wife

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[mj🖤 @spunkyzclown]

I keep winning

[peri ✮⋆˙ heard black swan @eternxllyspring]

“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine five little monkeys jumping on the bed

[mj🖤 @spunkyzclown]

My hg had her baby and I’m so excited to meet her

[Pintu @Pintuu0]

me trying to hurt someone who hurt me :

[mj🖤 @spunkyzclown]

cause no bitch got an up on me

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[mj🖤 @spunkyzclown]

So well liked that my boss is trying to see if he can offer me better to stay

[Chris Corney @ChrisCorney1]

No harm in all of us retweeting this every now and again.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

“You cannot celebrate other team’s goal”

Me in my living room when Egypt scored against corrupt Argentina: https://t.co/NrtgTuxh3y

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Seeing a black immigrant devote his life to the Mexico national team and then proceed to the show the world that he’s an absolute DEMON was so special to me man. Quiñones you’re my fucking hero man 😭

[ALUNCEDO @Mbakaza4L]

DO NOT TURN A BLIND EYE TO THIS. HOLY SHIT.

[CJ🖤 @kemivsthepeople]

now that I’ve made a tape i understand people that release their own sex tapes bc sometimes that shit is rly too sexy to keep to yourself

[mj🖤 @spunkyzclown]

Lmaooo I should’ve listened to you bitches🙄 buttttt im now coming to my senses