Sarchasm

Really bad humor, not always appropriate

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

I don’t believe in zodiac stuff but someone who does told me I’m destined to marry a tall, fit model with dark hair and really nice boobs so if that’s you, don’t be shy because I don’t mind if they’re right about this one

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

Rare combo: girl that sends unprompted nudes + guy who cums to them every time no matter when or where

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

Would you mind if I poke your belly button, from the inside?

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

I think we’d both be happier if my cum was covering your tits instead of weighing down my balls

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

@Automatron5000 @maryaamss_ Lmao this made me laugh

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

To honor the land we’re on, going to arapaho’s mouth around my indickgenous territories so I can hear her tomagawk and make her wet like a poncho

Sorry for that one

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

@brattybunnyxox Don’t forget snack time

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

@brattybunnyxox As they should

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

I love being left alone with my thots, I mean thoughts

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

@MilaTheBrunette That’s impressive but anytime I see a weighted gpa I feel like it just takes away some of the emphasis because not everyone uses the same scale when it goes above 4 :/

But yeah I’m not saying you’re not smarter because I’m a complete moron, so no worries there

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

@lyricsmotions @sassyLj44

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

@feelindiary Time to get my life into shambles I guess

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

@brattybunnyxox 👀

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

No it’s not my dick that’s curved, it’s just so massive that spacetime bends around it

[Oscar Dice @iam_oscardice]

You don’t get pussy by being a pussy you get pussy by being a dick

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

There’s a Uranus joke somewhere in there but I’m leaving it to you guys

[Sarchasm @Spurnburn]

Booty so Asstronomical I want it Saturn my face

[Kristen 🤍 @path0167]

#Need 🥺