Karl

[Karl @spurnkle]

The masculine urge 🔥 at the gym 💪 to think of the 😤 absolute saddest shit 😡 you've ever experienced 😔 to get you through 🥺 a workout 😰

[Karl @spurnkle]

I’d rather be doing backbreaking manual labor than sending emails all day and that sounds like some meathead shit but sending emails makes me feel GROSS! 🥰

[Karl @spurnkle]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Do you remember your lowest point?! I do! 🤪

[Karl @spurnkle]

Damn girl are you my Spotify Wrapped because you’re embarrassing.

[Karl @spurnkle]

“We have Pedro Pascal at home.”

*Pedro Pascal at home*

[Karl @spurnkle]

If you need me I’ll be hopelessly cycling through all of Eminem’s discography’s to try and unseat Grant Macdonald as my top Spotify Wrapped artist for what could be his 5th year in a row.

[Karl @spurnkle]

Every time I see Anya Taylor-Joy in a new movie trailer her eyes look farther apart. 🥵💦

[Karl @spurnkle]

@tradiebaby Well I'm sorry about that. 😐

[Karl @spurnkle]

How is Judge Judy getting HOTTER???

[Karl @spurnkle]

Intrusive thoughts throwing down some bangers today. 🥵

[Karl @spurnkle]

When you get to the start of a waffle cone you might as well THROW THE REST OF IT OUT because the best part of the experience is over. But, when you get to the start of a sugar cone let me assure you that IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.

[Karl @spurnkle]

Sugar cones are biochemically engineered to be the superior ice cream cone.

[Karl @spurnkle]

Yall think you're so mature eating your stale ass-gum sawing-toilet paper roll cones.

[Karl @spurnkle]

Basically they bought this ping pong ball lottery machine and at the end of every episode they guess a number and Billy always picks 69 lol, but yeah they've had it for 2 years and everyone's guessed a number correctly except Hank and Big Cat always asks Hank if....@PardonMyTake

[Karl @spurnkle]

Dude cruising in a Slingshot blasting Return of the Mack. Why must we pretend we are all so different. 🥺

[Karl @spurnkle]

@julianna_Norris LOL Get Back x6

[Karl @spurnkle]

Need your help picking a karaoke song tonight.

[Karl @spurnkle]

If saw an Ed Sheeran in the wild I'd light it on fire.

[Karl @spurnkle]

Buying all my friends street vendor vapes in Morocco.

[Karl @spurnkle]

Puka shells are all the way back.