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[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

THE JANUARY TRANSFER WINDOW THREAD!

Below you can find the links to the scout reports I've made on players I believe we should be targeting for the upcoming window.

Not only that, every player we get linked to will be included here too.

Enjoy!

[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

Why don't we just make it a two year loan?

[Spurs Global @spurssglobal]

🇭�� It seems like the only reason Luka Vuskovic wants to leave is for game-time. In the absolute WORST case scenario, Tottenham should loan him out and allow him to get that elsewhere.

However, the club cannot afford to let a generational CB talent leave. As good as Van Hecke is, his ceiling doesn’t touch Vuskovic’s and he shouldn’t be prioritised over him if that’s what it comes down to.

Either integrate him and reap the rewards, or loan him. Making the most expensive transfer mistake in our history should NEVER be an option. ⚪️‼️

[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

@claudeai Build a Project Finance financial model - that will be the biggest test of Claudes capability

[The Spurs Watch @TheSpursWatch]

Nah man I’ve lost my head, this is the highest level of corruption.

We have watched this fucking shit every single week from the refs, they’re actively trying to send us down.

[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

Calma folks we can beat Chelsea.

Calm.
Down.

[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

@Tottenham Hotspur

You need to demand an investigation into the referees this season.

Absolutely disgusting.

[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

BUILD THE TEAM AROUND THE BOY.

TEL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!!!

[Ye Lawyer @TheLifeofEllie7]

It’s telling that not one Kardashian-Jenner turned up to support their niece on her big day, but they’ll bash Ye as a bad parent on their show

[YeezyMadeMeDoIt✨ @GetInspired_EU]

Never forget it was Kanye West who introduced us to this queen and believed in her 7years ago! Called her the next MsLaurynHill, not kdot, BabyKeem or Rocnation like they like to claim. I’ve been following this ⭐️ ever since! They made 2/3 songs together during the Wyoming era

[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

@InvertTheWing We need to score goals. Think the lineup is perfect.

[Return of the Shelf @ROTS1882]

So when ENIC put in the £100m they snuck in a warrant that nobody has noticed until a finance guy has spotted a £23m spike in the accounts. The warrant starts at 5% and increases 1.5% PA, it increases the % payout to ENIC yearly and dilutes minority shareholders. It’s already worth £200m+

£100m injection to fund the team actually resulted in a £200m additional chunk from any sale, plus another 1.5% per year />£50m PA 🤌🏽

[yeunrlsd @yeunrlsd]

YE PREVIEWED A NEW FINISHED SONG W/ DON TOLIVER @ THE LA BULLY LISTENING PARTY

[yzyupdates @yzyupdates]

Ye originally wanted Lauryn Hill on “All Falls Down” in 2004 as it interpolates her song “Mystery of Iniquity,” but he couldn’t get the sample cleared at the time

Two decades later he brings her out to perform it together for the first time in front of a sold-out crowd of 80,000 fans 🔥🔥🔥

LEGENDARY 🤯

[Real Talk @realtalkejlt]

There is not a rapper dead or alive seeing him in a versuz ngl

[yezos @yeeeeezos]

KANYE WEST
ANDRE TROUTMAN

ALL THE LOVE (LIVE)

NO WORDS FOR THIS 7 MINUTE MASTERPIECE

[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

GOAT TIMEEEEE

[ye @kanyewest]

https://t.co/CadLZNd26b

#ye

[ye @kanyewest]

BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI

[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

Problem with this is...

You'd replace the very generation who knows best how to implement and use AI effectively.

Then you're going to have this expensive product that no one knows how to use.

[sphinx @protosphinx]

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[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

Build the football club around Tel.

Do it now.

[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

The fact it's taken this long for Tel to become a regular is DISGUSTING.

Insane player.

[Spursy Stats 🦘 @SpursyStats]

Spurs fans, we need to accept reality here.

We are over as a serious football institution. We are going down, truthfully. It's done.

Sad, sad reality.