Joe Biden: I have hidden five rapid tests in chocolate bars across the country. The winners will receive a full tour of my factory as well as a lifetime supply of chocolate
Thinking about how when I came back to my hometown for thanksgiving, I was at a function with only white folk and they were having a conversation across the room but I didnโt know what about until this grown ass man turned to me to shout โALL LIVES MATTERโ
one of my last days working in 2020 this guy was complaining to me then turned to the white pizza guy behind me to say โhey if you and I have to wear these things (masks) then Pablo and Jorge do tooโ while pointing to the Spanish cooks in the kitchen.Their names are Leo & Frankie
Today, a woman asked me where I got my tan from. She had no ill-intentions and was nice, but wouldnโt stop talking about how lucky I was to be so darkโฆlol
I used to work at this bar close by and drunk men would be screaming at the news at 3pm about the awful things theyโd do to Pelosi. How do have Republicanism, unemployment, and a drinking problem? Pick a struggle papa..
the aunties would be so mad if they saw this Desi queen at the table next to me making out with a gora pakora in the library instead of studying for her finalsโฆ.