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The future isn't what it used to be.

[cee @1ovesickkk]

what doesnt kill you will have you naming 5 things you can see 4 things you can touch 3 things you can hear 2 things you can smell and 1 thing you can taste

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

every single day just feels like this image now

[Celso Jr. 🏳️‍🌈 @celsoaojr]

Encontrei dois amigos "das antigas" do meu irmão.
Perguntaram alegremente por meu irmão. Nunca mais tinham tido notícias dele.
Tive de dizer: "Meu irmão morreu morreu em 2022, depois de um AVC devastador".
Ali, na tristeza de receberem a notícia, meu irmão morreu de novo.

[🦅AGUILUCHO EXTREMO🦅 @DoctorDextrosa]

Somos el primer país del mundo con un presidente performative male es loco

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You do want sound on

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Every time you hesitate to have your third coffee of the day, remember there are people out there doing cocaine. Enjoy that coffee

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Without exaggerating, it's my favorite video in the world

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Odiaria entrar sabendo que tava na cota de feios

[sof @lacrimetue]

alguien: en verano siempre ha hecho calor
otra persona: es mayo
alguien de uk: el calor en uk es insoportable
alguien que ha ido a uk cuando hacía calor: es verdad
uno de madrid: la ebau debería ser igual para todos
las noticias: se tira un guiri por la ventana a la piscina

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[Sasha @SunSharkSasha]

New discord feature about to be like this

[🇵🇸 soldado de luis díaz @utopianalien]

amor lo siento si tienes casa sola pero el Papa llamó a la jihad internacional contra las máquinas hablamos en treinta años cuando la coalición biológica sea victoriosa

[(Stephanie) Slade @sladesr]

Congratulations, Twitter is good again.

[mari ☁️ @m_stormwitch]

World so fucked even I FULLY agree with what the Pope said here in his first encyclical

[Corcho @corshinu]

Cómo que exclusive to iceland

Mi cultura no es tu disfraz nosequé

[Will @Matarael]

Reporter: “would you like to change into your uniform first before we take pic-“
Cops in perfect unison: “NOPE”

[Joonas Virtanen @joonasvirtanen]

made a site that picks the closest rothko for how the weather feels outside your window