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blood and fettuccine everywhere

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Darmok and Jalad at Red Lobster

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I'm the lyrical Jesse James

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Live the dream

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@faceuh8 Dick move on Clooney's part, tbh

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@tragicbirdapp To answer the question he intended to ask, it's because a tattoo would cost more than a new car if tattoo parlors kept an anesthesiologist on staff.

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Why are you raising the steaks? Do you have a beef with me? I never sausage arrogance! I ham forced to take counter-offensive action! Prepare to meat your doom!

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@i_zzzzzz I call it a "Cones of Dunshire moment" when they do that.

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@ADHDForReal NO it is going to be a layer in the lasagna garden I am planningI NEED IT

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Mutt'ring my wayward fancies I would rove

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We serve an old man ina dry season

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Meet me at the Shop N Vape

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Don't "bee" tardy

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Contemplating Lucky the Leprauchan's belled-out topper and grappling with the creeping, cold realization somehow we got trans-dimensionally phase-shifted into the wrong universe

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Just discovered a new Mandella Effect all my friendsa remember Lucky the Leprechaun as wearing a kelly green derby hat but actually his hat is a bell-crowned topper

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@roddreher This is false. There is a reason cannibals call us "long pig." We taste like ham, bacon, bbq ribs, roast pork. We are absolutely delicious.

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@ADHDForReal I have trained myself, when I set my phone down, to always balance it on top of something awkwardly. On top a narrow bottleneck works well. I still won't remember where I put it, but when I go to look for it, it will be sticking out in a highly visible spot.

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@ADHDForReal Brown is the best color and it's not even close

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@heatherr0ads For the week?

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I don't remember how this all started

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@PolitlcsUK He held back from revealing he runs tap water over the milky teabag and then sticks the cup in the microwave.

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Danger is your friend