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spilt milk everywhere

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Thought it was a fart but I pissed myself

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No more Twitter, time for threads

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I hope I get a car for my 21st birthday so I can drink and drive legally

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If you don’t like something put a frog on it

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Protect the little man in your neck

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I’m the mouse that got the cheese cuz I stay out the traps

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The coins in your couch are from me I forgot them there, consider it rent.

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Call me a bug cause girl I want you to step on me

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@bennyfornow loser I’m the best

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When I’m eating sum good food and I get kinda full I stop using utensils and switch to my grubby little hands

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The only thing I learned is school was tax evasion

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The worm in my brain has been lacking on thinking of funny tweets, get to work little man 😡

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@bennyfornow that seltzer got me

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Sparkling water tases your tastebuds for a minute my shit numb bruh can’t taste anything 😭😭🤣🤣

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@jadenO_ yes

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I can’t squish bugs anymore because I just imagine how I’d feel if someone tried to squish me

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If Tobey Maguire is your favorite Spider-Man that just means you hate British people, be honest…

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If you ask me to collect your shit in Minecraft after you die ima be stealing sum of yo loot

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Y’all be listening to music and singing in the shower I just wash myself and be sad

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Put you in a silence chamber then scream at you afterwards

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Pickles are fruits