jess

[henry @henry5839201746]

israel more like pooprael

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

just saw a man who only follows his girl and only replies to her posts i have to kill myself

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

This is much better

[alex medina @mrmedina]

not gonna hold you this shot is incredible lol

[ami ☆ @dudcentral]

IM FUCKING CRYING 😭😭😭😭

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

The women in sex and the city are so socialized I genuinely mourn what the Phone has done to us

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Might fuck around and teach myself High Valyrian on Duolingo.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[camel :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[Swipa @SwipaCam]

This is the BEST defensive possession of the NBA Finals so far!

Look at those rotations and closeouts!

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

it’s strict round here ngl

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

A horror film actually

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

checking to see if they texted me back after purposely putting my phone on DND so i wouldn’t check

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

None of that nonchalant shit man I’m so fucking moved

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

no data center is worth destroying this