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sereno moreno

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This winter arc is gong to go crazy

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People buy a water bottle and carry it around like a personality trait

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The entire NFL: "How are we going to stop Aaron Donald?"

Terrion Arnold Week 5:

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Optimist people at taco bell: let me get an arriba blast

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Chef boyardeeznuts

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@snuffshawty Hope you had fun guessing the circumference of a pregnant woman

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Baby shower is crazy you get a whole party for something you did nine months ago

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My memaw asked me to teach her the yvl handshake now we both banned from thanksgiving

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Opening somebody’s fridge without being invited is a lost art

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I was promised this e-sex 2000 years ago

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The moon been following me for years and I never said anything

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Give me some bubble wrap and a beer to cure my boredom

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Taco Tuesday got my ancestors whispering in my ear

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The butcher shop got cameras but the meat watching me

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One compliment and suddenly productive

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Asked how the people on welfare were doing. They said “well,” Fairs 👌

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Carrying cash like i'm about to encounter a 2007 vending machine

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The automatic doors opened before I got there I’m starting to feel important

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Getting lasik bro my fat ass uncle sat on my glasses

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Why does a bubble gun even exist if the last thing a bubble wants is to get popped