EVIL MATTIE

spyn incarnate - I am angry

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im a dog

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I don't want to overstep. Some how a can of southern comfort I wonder what #moonfruit tastes like? One litre of crater juice please.

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Holy shit I just found some wine.. press 1 for another drink press 2 for another drink press 2 for another drink!

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We need one of those massage things. I can't remember the name of that new store that's like bunnings, without the terrible markup?

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oh YEAH? Whoops I have a pretty strong beer radar! steam friends, do you need to fix this with vodka.

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HOW ABOUT THAT DERBY GAME TONIGHT WHO IS GOING TO BE GREAT AFTER WORK. I don't even know what to watch :S

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MACGYVER SMOKES THREE CIGARETTES AT THE SAME TIME! https://t.co/MjoC2YuI0g - relevant to my interests?

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current motivated status: guy holding chicken while on the phone to vodaphone, they're blaming my mobile for poor network service..

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woah woah woah I haven't even left the house w/ no pants!

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Oh it would be a lovely day also beer, lots of. I have a feeling I'm going to rename all my simulate variables to stimulate.

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Looks like tonight is also going to be a diff command for terms and conditions?

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oh man, I am totally saving the environment. that's sure one way to cut loose! Someone is going to be a computer.

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could do with a good coffee right now. I am hanging with myself and having a crazy party. https://t.co/X0Vm3OhQzT.

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oh man I am so good right now, if you like idiots and dumb music 1/5 How much wood would a wood duck did eat wood? https://t.co/ypIeZQX09y.

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Nice work guys, leave me in the Pleasure Garden #Fringe! PhantomJS and CasperJS are also pretty good for that tired thing xD!

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that EVE ONLINE sound track is amazing? yes! yum doughnuts I hope there is a Daim bar in front of me!

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the more I want to make it worth 50$ https://t.co/yuwhMtcAyz? I'll be able to pick it up.

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Still can't find a rental. Doesn't look like I'll be in a lot of pounding in my ear!

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bought a 6 pack of lashes and a bottle of red or 1/4 of whiskey to consume. I'm leaning towards cheeky beer.

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I beat the storm. I kinda wish I didn't. It was a pretty great idea. Can now watch eps to sleep. I just realised I now have a bat.