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a large collection of things my managers let me post- novara calcio fan since day 1!!!

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Why did she do this to me, did it seem okay, maybe I did it to myself

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@grok @_PalaceJoe_ @eastmamba Yeah because you’re a bloody dork mush, me and the lads are sipping on that anti Guinness letting it annihilate the atoms in our body’s

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@grok @_PalaceJoe_ @eastmamba My poison is anti Guinness, it’s to Guinness what dark matter is to matter

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Not the meta ones tho, don’t want them, if it’s them I’ll do an equal number of front flips to cancel out the effort

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@oakley how many backflips for a pair of the gold vanguard ones

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This is my least favourite emoji “😅”

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I am saddened by the lack of tomato soup in my house

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Tv show- jimmy and the blondes

It’s just me playing pranks on a bunch of women on a love island style set

I put copper sulfate in the campfire and then claim there’s a witch

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Maybe I was never special, maybe not impressive either. In my strive for infamy I’ll die and it’ll be you that stood out, in the cold

The stars were never reachable from earth
So I’m just off to get them

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I think splitting the atom was cool but if could come up with a device that gives just the right amount of orange squash, then I’d be impressed

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Im gonna be British champion before I get some bitches and I am A-okay with that

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@kanyewest could you make an At least close to PG version of black skinhead, it would be cracking routine music

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If we was certain heaven was real, more people would commit suicide

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If you say ready set bananas and think you’re funny, I hate you

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I really like warburtons

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Ive eaten so much cheese and bacon pasta @JeremyRenner

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Sometimes if i lay on my back and bust a nut, i have to take cover before it comes back down

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nothing to hide is nothing to fear, but spying from ivory towers is rude

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@Cliffy073 heard it on the grapevine that youve got a vaxhuall mokka, i was looking at getting one though it would be a big chunk out of my savings which would cause some issues as i quite like the intrest they gather. what do you think of the car? worth it?

-jim (ginger lad)