Vuyisile Sibeko

Writer, screen writer, geek, starving African.
Determined to sell my words because I know they have value. Hope you get to see them.

[Vuyisile Sibeko @sqjpure]

Both women met while killing a king. Now friends for life, they plan to meet up with their teams for a score that will change their fates forever.

But, 'if you want to make the gods laugh, tell the Goddess, Modimo Hleko, your plans'

https://t.co/dUcE87Y8Ci

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

Hornswoggle finally got revenge on JBL years after WrestleMania 24, with his son recreating the legendary trash can throw on JBL this time 😂

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

I think I may be the first person to get a member of the Jackson family to actually confirm Michael did the soundtrack for Sonic 3.

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

“I hated The Undertaker”

“Look at his daughter, she’s giving me the evil eye”

SHAWN MICHAELS DAUGHTER WAS ABOUT TO CRASH OUT ON UNDERTAKER FOR RETIRING HIM 😭

SHES TOO REAL

(Becoming Shawn Michaels) https://t.co/phQj3EwdLz

[Marvel Mania @Sksj002]

🚨Meet Timothee chalamet who got brutally insulted at Oscars

-They spent the whole oscar ceremony poking fun at him
-The host joked about him and the crowd cheered
-Winners mocked him in the speeches
-The sinners song performance did ballet 🩰 right infront of him
-They even made a mold of his butt and banged it like a drum

All this to "protect art" ... While publicly bashing an artist for sharing his opinions

[Keizi Cinema 🎞️🍿 @KeiziTV]

I’M ACTUALLY WHEEZING RN

[Princess @themultiplemom]

Michael Jai White is the first non-Asian honoree of the Bruce Lee award given by the Bruce Lee Foundation.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

we would never give out headphones

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

“Men, please vent to women.

We DO care.”

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Tom Cruise went full goofy for his Austin Powers cameo. He wore wig, glasses, and even false teeth.

He also kissed Gwyneth Paltrow.

Years later she described him as an “amazing kisser”.

https://t.co/mApQTlMKMG

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Bill Maher lays out exactly what happens when people trade capitalism for socialism.

He says New York City is in for a rude awakening after voting in Zohran Mamdani:

“In 1990, Venezuela was wealthier than Poland. But then Poland, finally free of Soviet-style economics, went all in on capitalism. Now their economy is as big as Japan.”

“Meanwhile, Venezuela traded capitalism for Hugo Chavez's socialism for the 21st century, which turned out to be like socialism capitalism in the last century, or any century, a f*cking mess.”

“It turned one of Latin America's richest countries into one of its poorest. Low wages, high inflation, shortages, outages, eight million people fleeing.”

If you think New York can somehow reinvent this wheel, you're in for a rude awakening. Zohran can't make your wishes come true.“

[Abhinav @Abhinavstwt]

the SIM ejector after its first use

[Vuyisile Sibeko @sqjpure]

The deathly Hollow Points.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Ain’t no secrets in this chamber

[Vuyisile Sibeko @sqjpure]

@sisterssofmercy Demon Days

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

You alright? You hit your head pretty hard.

"9/11?" Why would we call the cops?
"Iraq War?" Didn't we just win that?

Grab a Jolt bro, it's your turn to play Mega Man 4.

[Dirmax✨🌍 @JustDirmax]

😂😂

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

“So you made $160 MILLION in your NBA career?”

“Yes, Dave”

“And you are now facing a federal indictment for rigging a game to make $200k…”

“That’s correct, Dave”

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Inspiration of X-Men evolution