Jonathan Wood

Memphis Tigers, Memphis Grizzlies, St. Louis Cardinals fan.

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

Dear @Xfinity, this is why I'm changing ISPs. I just wanna watch my show. I guess it's a good thing I don't work remotely anymore.

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

Just a reminder: if you want to endorse a check that doesn't have your name on it, deposit it into your account, and suffer no consequences, just make sure you bank with @USAA. They'll actively refuse to cooperate on your behalf

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

...so ass that I'm still waiting for it to load up the login page. Thanks, @riotgames!

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

Was just having a good time playing some @LeagueOfLegends when the game crashed, had to "download an update" at 0.1kb/s, then finally let me back in just in time for my team to lose and me to be penalized for leaving the game. Wanted to create a bug report, but the website is...

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

Thanks!

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

Dear @UMichFootball,
I have never asked you for anything in my life. However, my first ex-wife's family are all Ohio State fans, and my second ex-wife's family are all Alabama fans. Can you please make them all miserable today?
Yours,
@sqlFlipFlap

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

@FirstHorizonBnk After spending half my lunch break on hold, I just went to a branch and deposited there. Just would be nice if we could get a notification email and/or a reason instead of being surprised when we try to pay bills

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

Wish I knew why my mobile deposit to @FirstHorizonBnk was rejected

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

In case you've forgotten, fuck @PayPal. After fraudulent charges to my debit card, I had it canceled. I'm trying to transfer money to my checking account to prevent overdraft fees while the bank is sorting everything out, but I'm unable to transfer to my account w/o a card.

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

@bgswanson Hey, the dude is the all time regular season and playoff career leader in turnovers. Don't sell him short.

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

Last week, garbage pickup didn't happen until late afternoon. Today, we've had it twice before 9:30. Everything okay, @BartlettTNGov?

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

Was just telling my roommate I hoped they would foul @mconley11 while shooting a buzzer beater 3 so he could sink 3 FTs and send it to overtime like the boss he is. And those motherfuckers did it. And he fucking did it.

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

@bgswanson And thus we see the importance of the Oxford comma

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

@DrewHill_DM Ja off the bench would be amazing. What second unit is going to contain him?

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

@Cignaquestions No, I just had my insurance canceled with no notification or communication. I called as soon as I found out and was told I was on my own.

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

Well, today I'm shutting down my @Paypal account. After stealing money from me and refusing to even listen to me, they tell me to fuck off. I recommend anyone else who can do the same. I know they don't give a shit about me, but to facilitate and execute theft? That's just shitty

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

Stress balls were the fidget spinners of the 80s. That is all.

[Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap]

I just earned the 'Heavy Weight (Level 9)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/A7UlzKWbbF

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I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 5)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/aHGylE4cA8

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I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/JGiKr8Wytb