Conan Farrell

SQL DBA, Data Architect, ETL writer and coffee fetcher.

#gnuTerrryPratchett

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#SQLBits

Annual Bits random picture post

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Map of Europe drawn from memory

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@kevriley @SQLBits We need to start practicing

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For the day that's in it. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #May4th

( contains strong langauge, it's Malcolm Tucker after all)

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@SQLBits @sql_williamd as you can see the orange shirted helpers are already on site.

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@BuckWoodyMSFT We secretly knew this all along.

[The College Fix @CollegeFix]

Dad jokes improve well-being: academic researcher https://t.co/sogqH2qUOH via @collegefix

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@bweissman @PurpleFrogAlex @KimberlyLTripp @bob_duffy @stevepowellnet On a busy session that's not an easy ask. Some of the rooms this year had 180 seats. As one helper generally sits at the front for timings etc it may only leave one at the "door" scanning

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@PurpleFrogAlex @stevepowellnet @bob_duffy You could have the delegates scan a sign/screen on the way in to have the app give them links to materials for the session etc

And then use that info to have the app nudge them for feedback

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@PurpleFrogAlex @bob_duffy OCR? for the scores anyway

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@SQLBits 1. SQLBits all at sea
2. SQLBits and the raiders of the lost archives
3. SQLBits Poirot
4 SQLBits Glam Rock ( for Roberta )

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@kevriley @SQLBits a hamster wheel for data people

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@sqldbawithbeard Thanks Rob,

I finally got to meet Traci. Hopefully Linda will make ir over next year and both of them can roll their eyes in unison at the techno babble.

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Annual #sqlbits tweet

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Flights and hotel booked for #SQLBits

Maybe the T-Shirts won't be quite as Orange this year.

#HereBeDragons

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@sqldbawithbeard @sql_williamd

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@SQLBits @MarkPM_MSFT Scenario 1:-

DBA: What's happened?
Taylor Swift: Everything Has Changed
DBA: I've no backups.
TS: I Knew You Were Trouble
DBA: we're screwed
TS: You Need To Calm Down
DBA: what do we do?
TS: Shake It Off
DBA: oops?
TS: Look What You Made Me Do
DBA: What's left
TS: Blank Space

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@BuckWoodyMSFT L-Space guide??

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@sqldbawithbeard @Purple_Traci congrats to you both.

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@BrentO is this just Access?