Nic Neufeld

SQL DBA née sysadmin, guitarist, bassist, sitarist, surbahar-monger.

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@bendreyfuss EXCUSE me which "Lord" are you talking about in reference to your very observant of the Torah dog

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@asymmetricinfo Hard to justify the substantial cost, which is especially magnified knowing that it is literally something I could do myself if I had the "virtue", eg self control, willpower etc.

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@ABC Uday and Qusay

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@NoahCRothman "This is supposed to be a happy occasion!"

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@nichpic @EggerDC Far be it from me to do Trump hermeneutics but an ostensible reason why is "those liberals in those cities, say if LA gets nuked, THEN they'll see it my way / support the war". As for the crowd...well, they acted reprehensibly but according to expectations, the jabbering gibbons.

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@xrlq @bendreyfuss @MattWelch @MattWalshBlog

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@charlescwcooke Hitler didn't want war with Britain! At least until he'd secured the entirety of the European continent! It wasn't cricket for the Brits to get cross before they'd wrapped all that up!

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@charlescwcooke As a bassist I have always cited players like Chris Squire, Bootsy Collins, Jack Bruce et al as my biggest influences, but since playing a bunch of mid60s Britpop with a group, you are right, McCartney's lines are so inventive...the frustrated guitarist syndrome (which was me)

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@jimgeraghty I will try that line with my wife! "this room is a mess" "what else can I really do? Burn the house down?"

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@charlescwcooke It's also a bit weird, like say Iran had the warheads, getting the range to hit the mainland is a hard enough goal for them...why would they wait until they could hit the west coast once the east coast (or let's face it, tel aviv) was in range?

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@Osinttechnical Well I'll give it to the #juststopoil kids, they've upped their game from throwing paint over art

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@bendreyfuss literacy crisis is real Ben. Some of these people can't read and are living lives of quiet shame hiding in careers in ...journalism

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@bendreyfuss law of diminishing marginal utility...at a certain point the ratio of additional benefit to practical costs tapers off

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@bendreyfuss nice lol

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@pescami I suppose the North Korean Institute of Advanced Zombification Studies is not far behind

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@bendreyfuss I went to the local r*deo and those fellas, they know their way around a r*pe! I've never seen so much professional r*ping. One of them was crowned the official R*pemaster!

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@iowahawkblog The Kansas City additions are nonsense...makes me suspect this is AI-derived, based on the online hype of boring white hipsters and insurance executives

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@bendreyfuss How about a political biopic?