Andre Ranieri😷

SQL Server Sr data engineer at #bankcamp. data enthusiast, guitar addict. loves wrangling MS Data Platform and Azure cloud. Opinions reflected are my own
He/him

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

Come find me on Bluesky - let's keep the conversation going! https://t.co/kmOJ7x5GYF

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@George_Kurtz This version reads better to the countless people who will be working all weekend.

[Lulu Cheng Meservey @lulumeservey]

Quick rewrite:

I’m the CEO of CrowdStrike. I’m devastated to see the scale of today’s outage and will be personally working on it together with our team until it’s fully fixed for every single user.

But I wanted to take a moment to come here and tell you that I am sorry. People around the world rely on us, and incidents like this can’t happen. This came from an error that ultimately is my responsibility.

Here’s what we know: [brief synopsis of what went wrong and how it wasn’t a cyberattack etc.]

Our entire team will be working all day, all night, all weekend, and however long it takes to resolve this and make sure it doesn’t happen again.

We’ll be sharing updates as often as possible, which you can find here [link].
If you need to contact us, the quickest way is to go here [link].

We’re responding as quickly as possible. Thank you to everyone who has alerted us to the outage, and again, please accept my deepest apologies. More to come soon.

[Lulu Cheng Meservey @lulumeservey]

Quick rewrite:

I’m the CEO of CrowdStrike. I’m devastated to see the scale of today’s outage and will be personally working on it together with our team until it’s fully fixed for every single user.

But I wanted to take a moment to come here and tell you that I am sorry. People around the world rely on us, and incidents like this can’t happen. This came from an error that ultimately is my responsibility.

Here’s what we know: [brief synopsis of what went wrong and how it wasn’t a cyberattack etc.]

Our entire team will be working all day, all night, all weekend, and however long it takes to resolve this and make sure it doesn’t happen again.

We’ll be sharing updates as often as possible, which you can find here [link].
If you need to contact us, the quickest way is to go here [link].

We’re responding as quickly as possible. Thank you to everyone who has alerted us to the outage, and again, please accept my deepest apologies. More to come soon.

[Vincent Flibustier 👽 @vinceflibustier]

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@NetworkDirecto1 @OrbitHigher @George_Kurtz Was this just a channel update within the sensor? Somehow I didn't think the sensor code itself was updating with last night's fiasco.

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@Indostralia @George_Kurtz This. Hoping to make my dad's 85th birthday dinner.

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@awsaxton Love the cassette tape deck on this baby

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@redgate Prompt feature request - updates applied without having to close SSMS, maybe the next time it launches?

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@MidnightDBA

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@MerrittBaer It is wrong, but they also know that a lot of people get a hankering for seafood after visiting an aquarium.

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

Banner Bank is hiring a SQL Server database administrator, remote in the bank's WA/OR/ID/CA footprint. Please reach out if you have any questions. #sqlfamily

https://t.co/ZjONh9pgwS

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@Lizaard08 Congratulations!

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@aKimiThing Darn you April Fools, could use a spring show in the Upper Left.

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@ZacaMesaSix This earns a follow.

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@data_dragoness Congratulations! So nice to see some good news on the Twitter feeds.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@Ronwhileyoucan "Y'all smell good this evening."

[E @eaj]

"It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot." - Anatole France

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

Morning clickbait headline: Bonnie Raitt is an "unknown blues singer" 🙄

Shock as unknown blues singer beats Beyonce, Adele, Taylor Swift, to win Song of the Year Grammy https://t.co/rpT3rqismP via @JOE_co_uk

[Andre Ranieri😷 @sqlinseattle]

@cxi As an industry n00b it took me six or seven months to get mine. Thought there were only six exams for the basic MCSE, then an enhanced version with 1 or 2 more exams. Can't remember though.