Adam Chandley

SQL availability and performance junkie. Part time space cadet. Thoughts are my own.

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

Hey @Verizon your crappy AI on 800-922-0204 has a defective clock. It refuses to transfer to a representative and states lines open at 8AM EDT tomorrow. It’s 8:58AM EDT. IT ALSO HANGS UP ON YOU in protest after dismissing you. Absolute garbage yall.

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

Severely understaffed at @AMCTheatres. Absolutely nasty in here and not enough people to contain it. 👎

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@DBArgenis Yes but how many DL-DVI cables are you holding onto?

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@mr_bill_clark @davepl1968 Quite a mistake, folks would’ve paid proper money.

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

Spent $170 on 7 tickets to @Minions with @CinepolisUSA. Two broken seats, mostly broken everything else. Very ick!

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@metawoofer @ScrumWhat Financial responsibility and credit limit go hand in hand.

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@Gaeldc @MaamaCan @JacobSangiulia1 @SirBylHolte @CollinRugg @Old_SchoolEddie One thing is for certain: Google is not your friend. Quit swallowing.

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@CollinRugg God that’s so dystopian looking. Might as well have used spaceballs big helmet balloons

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@McDonalds can we stop this already? These defective signs are the rule, not the exception. These TVs solve a problem the consumer never had.

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

It finally happened, I just encountered my first Auto Shrink -eq $true scenario #sqlserver

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@sunfloweristo @albanach68 @jeravelo @bayouboygto @EmeraldRobinson @AintGottaDollar If Sanders weren't a rich man north of richmond, you might be onto something. But he is...

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@DerekJancart @bayouboygto @EmeraldRobinson @AintGottaDollar If you align with "the right", you align with the rich men north of richmond.

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@allisonavani1 @AlyssaM_InfoSec @x_a_n_d_e_r_k Til then?

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@fgcalderon85 @AzureSupport @AzureSupport

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@EricWorsthorne @BotterBuilder @DailyLoud It’sa culture!

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@DavidJPoole @BuckWoodyMSFT With age and vision loss comes a respect for contrast. Large cursor, cursor trails, and a vibrant color.

Now if we could stop UI folks from trying so hard to eliminate window borders. I need that shit.

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@SwiftOnSecurity Microsoft Bob and Packard Bell Navigator were the real mEtAvErSe.

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@GlennAlanBerry @SwePeso There will be someone, somewhere, running some mid-2010s hybrid array over 2x 8Gbps FC that will swear the SQL storage design prevents throughput. 😵‍💫🙃

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@editingemily On the positive side, I have to same shoes as yours. My wife calls them my bowling shoes and I’m sticking with them.

[Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr]

@GlennAlanBerry Isn’t that a 10 year old limitation though?