Thomas LaRock

Microsoft CSA, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec

[Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar]

Pro SQL Server 2022 Wait Statistics Book https://t.co/cngMgRecDr

[Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar]

@plankers you shut your mouth when you are talking to me

[Connie 🇺🇸 @us_connie]

Can you spot what doesn’t belong in this 1975 neighborhood?

I’ll wait…

[Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar]

@HawleyMO Why are you against the Bill of Rights?

[wayne winston @winston3453]

Here is NFL success rates on two point conversions 2020-2025. RUnning is better, but run location does not matter much,

[wayne winston @winston3453]

But on 3rd down and <=10 yds to go running outperforms passing.

[Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar]

@iJordanMoore Yeah but France didn’t beat the Patriots in either game.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

You were born in 2006.

[SteveBikes (bona fide) @stevebikes]

"Like, are we kinda being pricks?"

[Keith Townsend @CTOAdvisor]

Don't be fooled by @GoogleCloud remixing existing services at Next.

That's the whole point.

Knowledge Catalog is Dataplex reframed. ADK is Vertex AI agent tooling consolidated. Agent Runtime is Cloud Run with agent-specific optimizations. The cross-cloud lakehouse is built on Iceberg and Cross-Cloud Interconnect that already existed.

The industry looked at 250 announcements and said "nothing new."

They're right. And they're missing what matters.

When a vendor announces a brand-new product, you're looking at a roadmap. When a vendor remixes existing capabilities into a new control point, you're looking at something closer to production-ready. The pieces have been running already.

Google didn't spend three days in Vegas talking about models or benchmarks. The keynote wasn't about the labs. It was about the gap between demo and production. That's the gap where every enterprise is stuck right now.

And here's what the neocloud price war is missing.

The $4/hour GB200 is a Layer 0 fight. Compute. Hardware. Infrastructure. Real value, real price advantage.

But Google isn't competing at Layer 0. They're competing at Layer 1C and Layer 2C — the judgment layers. The catalog that models what your data means. The agent governance that determines what your agents are allowed to do. The identity framework that controls which agent accesses which context.

We've seen this before. How much do you pay for CPU in your Lambda functions? You don't know. You don't care. AWS won by making the infrastructure invisible and the abstraction indispensable.

Google is running the same play. The GPU is not the moat. The borrowed judgment above it is.

I wrote the full analysis. Link below.

[Covie @covie_93]

If the 14th amendment was only meant to protect the “babies of slaves” then the 2nd Amendment is only meant to protect the right to own a musket.

[Bryan Bischof fka Dr. Donut @BEBischof]

too real

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Believe it or not, Germany’s 5 largest cities lie perfectly on a 4th-degree polynomial

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Trump and Robert Mueller were born two years apart, both into wealthy families and both with private school upbringings.

Trump received five draft deferments during Vietnam and became a parasitic real estate baron.

Mueller volunteered for service, graduated from Officer Candidate School and Ranger School, was wounded in combat, and received a Bronze Star w/ Valor for rescuing one of his wounded soldiers under intense enemy fire.

And that pretty much crystallizes both the difference between the two and Trump's toxic jealousy toward Mueller.

[Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar]

@drewlevinn Why?

[Chad Dotson @dotsonc]

The kids these days with their fortnites and minecrafts will never know the sublime pleasure of a perfectly-executed one-timer in NHL 95 on Sega Genesis.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

This is one of the most revealing things ever said by a billionaire.
“Guys, the centuries of feudalism were totally worth it. Look at the castles!”

[Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar]

@elonmusk Cool story bro, whatever happened to Louis?

[Keith Townsend @CTOAdvisor]

As my sons started their professional careers (logistics and CS), I warned them the average co-worker isn’t that productive. I warned them not to measure their output by the standards of their coworkers.

They were still surprised.

Most people view work as something they do to pay bills.

That’s perfectly fine.

What companies are looking for are people passionate about infrastructure.

You want a list of those people?

Take a look at who has attended multiple @TechFieldDay events as a delegate.

[Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar]

@QuinnyPig Son of Anton strikes again.

[Steven Rogers @StevenR14415997]

@elonmusk A bigger bill should be your trophy