It was a dark and stormy night. He was out of body wash so he used hers.
Later...
“You smell good!” she exclaimed as he leaned in for a kiss.
“Does it compare?” he asked.
“Compare?” she asked.
“TO A KISS FROM A ROSE?!” he belted off key.
“...” she said.
Rose. Scented.
This morning I saw a tiny sliver of gray poking out of my hair. Ignored it all day but this evening it had wiggled its way more visibly to the surface. When I went to pull it out... it was a cat hair.
When you are stuck in your house, time becomes irrelevant and your work and hobbies start running together, you dream of Sora having to refactor his code just right to get past Ursula. In other news I’m playing KH1 for the first time and writing an app. What are YOU up to?
So... Brogrammers has become a common term, but I’m currently writing code, drinking tea and listening to Hootie and the Blowfish. What’s a word for THAT scenario. Blowgrammers is already taken by another industry I think.
Fairly sure this bar is playing the #whiteclaw playlist. Were three songs deep. “Backstreet’s Back”, “Wannabe”, “Party in the USA”. “Mmmmbop” better be next.
RIP Late 2008 #Macbook Pro. I got this good boi when I got a new job back in 08 and finally after 11 years of flights, jobs and design crap, it has finally croaked. Can’t be mad at that. Sticker courtesy of @Maviyasssss
My sister couldn’t think of Jared Leto as the actor who played Jesus. So far we have had... Jay Leno. Demi Lovato. Mel Gibson and Shia LeBeouf. Also he played Joker.
Taking a bath with essential oils and coconut butter is a great idea. Until you have to clean the tub the next day because you almost slipped and broke your back at which point you curse the asshole who wrote that one article that your girlfriend thought was a good idea 🤬