Paul Ratliff

Nothing hypothetical

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

Lemonade the middleman

[Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindustan]

Why women live longer than men.

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

Here's a little mnemonic for us: leaving at eight gets us there late.

[Shaun Cassidy @Shaunpcassidy]

When I was a kid, Cary Grant came over to the house to meet with my mother about some project. When she was out of the room, he looked at me and whispered ""I'm not really Cary Grant." This was a very important lesson.

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

The Trump/Reagan similarities are uncanny! Check this out: 1) they both served as President in their 70s, 2) they both had hair that made them easy to draw, 3) they both felt passionately about Russia.

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

@ratliff Yeah. It’s a problem that has wickedness.

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

One surprising virtue of learning basic grammar and spelling is being less likely to be scammed by an impostor Zuckerberg.

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

If rocket launchers were legal to carry this never would have happened. Think about it.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

In the pantheon of visual metaphors for America today, this is the money shot.

[Robert Iger @RobertIger]

As a matter of principle, I've resigned from the President's Council over the #ParisAgreement withdrawal.

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

There is NO BETTER WAY to celebrate July 4th than to curb legitimized corruption in government. #PledgeIndependence

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

Support the SuperPAC that will destroy all SuperPACs. Including itself. http://t.co/YpcGWhE0PC

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

After 12 hrs in the city, favorite San Francisco business name so far: Fancy Wheat Field Bakery. Fancy!

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

On my way up to Sam Francisco, fell asleep reading Revolutionary Road. Woke up to this. I love Amtrak.

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

Why do we say "peace of mind" and not "mind peace"?

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

A man in the cafe with a baby on his shoulders checks himself out in the mirror like he's trying on an accessory.

[Paul Ratliff @squabblemonk]

@goodingrid hi honey!