Sarah

wouldn't you like to know

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I recently heard something I can’t unhear: Over 80% of the feedback women receive at work is about their personality; not their work. I know it’s true.

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must

[rune sword @runesword1]

i am not going in there bro the feng shui is all off

[Sarah @squarahpants]

Took a lyft hoping the millionaire-im-ab-2-have-sex-in-front-of thing works out

[Sarah @squarahpants]

& sometimes someone smells rly good on the midnight bus passing thru aurora ave

[Sarah @squarahpants]

went from "no itll mess up my pH" to "breed me im so fertile"

So

Ya anyway i got my bellybutton pierced

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Girls love walking into traffic #GirlsLoveWalkingIntoTraffic

[Sarah @squarahpants]

A vendor at the farmers mkt told me i been looking so good and was sure to also mention that last year i was lookin a little rough

[Sarah @squarahpants]

22 hr 1st d8 went fine

[Sarah @squarahpants]

Too many men kno how comfy my bed is

[Sarah @squarahpants]

How come time moves like that when u cant sleep

[Sarah @squarahpants]

On one hand, I want men to understand that women do in fact talk to each other. On the other hand, I want to keep receiving screenshots of men making fools of themselves... thankfully it doesn't matter what I say because men don't listen to women anyway <3

[Lupin @lupinxart]

twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media

[Sarah @squarahpants]

<3 no revenge, only Justice <3 bitch

[Sarah @squarahpants]

No party mix is safe with me unless ur a pretzel fuck off

[Sarah @squarahpants]

I live 4 maple syrup

[Sarah @squarahpants]

Your Venmo Standard Transfer of my Sopping Wet Pu$$y has been initiated

[Sarah @squarahpants]

Men love to "speak truth to power" until the truth is ab some guy they kinda kno and the power is patriarchy

[Sarah @squarahpants]

Shanio Twain: "lets go guys"

[Katya @katya_zamo]

@LindseyGrahamSC Shut the fuck up you faggot