Kendra

Live a healthy life. Reinvent yourself. Make the right choice most of the time. Today is Square One. Now's your chance.

[Kendra @squareonekendra]

@saeed_ahmed I'm so glad you shared this! I remember 1980 - I was 6 - and the only red state on the map (for Carter) being GA (my home!) but I thought my memory was tricking me.

[Kendra @squareonekendra]

I get this, and it's true, but many of us live in places with tight state and local races - we are watching more than The Thing That Looms. @HeerJeet: Looks like we won't have full results until the end of the week. Would recommend people get some sleep.

[Monty Python @montypython]

Live updates from the US Election... Looks like the screw is loose! #montypython

[Anne Louise Avery @AnneLouiseAvery]

The Weasel of Sacramento had queued for three hours to vote. The morning air smelt of smoke & bacon & flowers & sewage, & he whistled to himself to keep his spirits up. He imagined his single blue mark rushing to join others, like the Klamath coursing into the vast Pacific Ocean.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

we tend to assume the fight against injustice will be lost if we rest for even a minute, but even on the slopes of Mount Doom Sam said “you have a bite, Mr Frodo, and then a bit of sleep” and Frodo wouldn’t have made it to the end without the counsel of Sam.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Netflix is producing an eight-part scripted miniseries on the life of Ayrton Senna, scheduled to premiere in 2022
https://t.co/eh9njgYMeM

[Alex DiVincenzo @alexislegend]

Actually, Franken-Cup is the doctor's name.

[Kendra @squareonekendra]

@susancuellar OUTSTANDING

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Thank you to everyone who participated in this today. I hope it provided a tiny break from the world. If you haven’t yet, go reply with your dog. We’ll be looking through them for a very, very long time

[Kendra @squareonekendra]

@dog_rates This is Luke. As your coach, he suggests you reconsider that move. He wants you to succeed.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

physically I’m stuck at home, procrastinating on an assignment. emotionally though? emotionally I’m seated in a crowded coffee shop, procrastinating on that same assignment

[Spencer Pigot @SpencerPigot]

Headed home after a long day. Thanks to the @indycar_safety team and @IU_Health for taking great care of me. Feel bad for the @HyVee 45 team but big congrats to my teammate @TakumaSatoRacer on the win!

[Nathan Brown @By_NathanBrown]

An update from @IndyCar on @SpencerPigot: “Spencer Pigot has been examined and discharged by doctors at Methodist Hospital.” 

Good news on a very ugly crash.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the 7:30 AM start time, 8:00-8:45 read aloud, 9:00-9:30 music enrichment,10:05-11:00 small group math, 11:00-11:25 social-emotional session, 2:00-2:30 Español, and 2:45-3:05 wrap-up."
https://t.co/Cr6GIyaVrI

[Kendra @squareonekendra]

Stop everything the Internet has been won, friends --> RT @MJMcKean: Calling Spielberg. Pitching “Gums”. https://t.co/QbtCNRMvr3

[SevenNationArmy1 @Army1Seven]

This is a 393-years old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. It's been wandering the ocean since 1627. It is the oldest living vertebrate known on the planet.
Photo by Julius Nielsen.

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

"This place means so much to us as a family."

For the first time in 33 years, an Andretti will lead the #Indy500 to the green flag.

@MarcoAndretti topped eight other @IndyCar drivers in Sunday's Fast Nine Shootout for his first NTT Pole Award of 2020. https://t.co/FxtxNjSLma

[INDYCAR on NBC @IndyCaronNBC]

For the first time in 33 years, an Andretti will lead the field to green in the #Indy500.

Here's the moment @MarcoAndretti got the pole at @IMS. Tune in August 23 at 1PM ET on @NBC. @FollowAndretti // @IndyCar

[Lois Reitzes @LoisReitzes]

Chad Darnell Portrays Critically Acclaimed John Cameron Mitchell In New Play ‘Forced’ https://t.co/tYSYOKBNq3

[Waterstones Piccadilly, London @WaterstonesPicc]

A customer has just bought a 2021 calendar.
Sir, we admire your optimism.

[Kendra @squareonekendra]

@ChadDarnell We are unworthy of Sondheim, Chaddie Chaddie ...