Vic

Leader of the bourbon appreciation society and campaigner for biscuit rights.

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The greatest quote of the evening so far has been "Vic, this is ginger phil" "you can't see him, 'cos his summer pelt makes him too pale".

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Robot Jox is on Netflix!! Single handily curing my hangover and making the world a happier place.

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@GnomeReserve we loved it!! The pixies are still in their transporters.

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I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say the Gnome Reserve is the greatest tourist attraction in the UK

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Just saw a white pony out of the train window. My first thought was "ooh a unicorn".

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The weird topless men in waistcoats headbanging, in Manchester are freaking me the fuck out.

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Panic, panic, panic lost the Hendrick's. 30 minutes later found the little bastard hiding in the fridge.

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Have moved on to Espresso Martinis and Heart, via a curry and Phil Collins.

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In fact how have I lived this long without Pat Benatar in my life?

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Pat Benatar. Amazing. Who knew?!

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I do not care what she says, Sting is stuck on repeat in my head, my liver is crying and I have a 20hr flight. It'll be fucking melodramatic

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Woke to discover I agreed to pay the entire bar tab and my mate is saying "if you have a melodramatic hangover I'm leaving you in Delhi"

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Accidentally got drunk in Delhi and discovered that a 2am, the people of Delhi go out for ice cream. Weird.

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Thanks @UKinNepal for the incredibly swift and helpful email.

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The response to "but the FO office are advising to leave and I can cross to India, rather than add to pressure in Khatmandu" was"so you say"

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Called to change flight to Delhi; Etihad's response "you will be able to fly from Khatmandu by June so you'll have to buy another flight".

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@StephKaya is it weird that I still find pic's on phones weird?? I feel technologically immature.

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@StephKaya well I did send you a letter in Feb from Pokhara but clearly you didn't get it! It was lovely too, such a shame.

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@StephKaya me too man me too!

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@StephKaya do you feel proud even though it's not even touchscreen and is a blackberry??