defeater haircut ⓥ

there’s a black hole in the shadow of the pru |||| i don’t own square records

[defeater haircut ⓥ @squarerecordsoh]

the ideal male physique is henry rollins in the 80s. shorts and all

[Trev @rizzbolt]

Let’s make it Four

[avie ☆ ☆ @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[skooks @skooookum]

You missed your 2-week window to wear your Cool Little Spring Jacket because you were too lazy to pull a fit off. Third year in a row. How does that feel?

[defeater haircut ⓥ @squarerecordsoh]

ketamine

[Mattia @mctominaylover]

Ma che cazzo davano da mangiare ai 20enni con le chitarre dal 2001 al 2006????

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

before my girlfriend leaves the house she puts on “Norm MacDonald Jokes Compilation” so I dont bite the sofa or tear up the rug

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

I'm always embarrassed that i kinda like everything at urban outfitter

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

it used to mean something when a guy had a cool jacket. but there’s been a recent cooljacketflation so they’ve lost all significance

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[200 𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖇 𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖘 @FrankCrappa]

You are 35 years old. You should not have an opinion on Chappell Roan, you should be listening to the new Neurosis album.

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

Y’all keep rapping when we need salt truck drivers.

[Dalton @shutupdalton_]

they’re doing discourse. they’re doing discourse about a performance done at a show for charity.

[natalie @hauteslayer]

bitches on depop dont have $40 but have $36 ?

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

I bet it feels good as fuck to be 40 and listen to Belle and Sebastian

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Reminder that “tapping” your credit card is spiritually passive/feminine, and that men should pay via confident and penetrative thrust into the chip reader