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government of canada-certified clown aptitudes. ssssssssss

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my credentials? i have 5 senses and pure taste babe

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@bhane i certainly was

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ok update i got so drunk at the 5 à 7 that i forgave my coworker i hate, blacked out at the bar after dinner, walked home 40 minutes with no pants on (long shirt), and was so violently hungover that i missed conference day 2. so id actually like to rescind the heart emoji here

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1/4 bar and a 2-day work conference ❤️

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alright this website sucks

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im outta here

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@suchrash what about dooring

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Car goes airborne, crashes into second floor of house
https://t.co/uSuTpXOuza

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@sammipie1998 you could easily do it

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😩😩😩

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you can become a virgin at any time

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gonna browse filthier porn on the wifi of the law firm im at for the conference than any of these evil people have ever seen

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1/4 bar and a 2-day work conference ❤️

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@bhane ohhhh theres word... if you dare to listen

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cocktails are really in right now

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@fromthawreckage youd be so good

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@sammipie1998 the review we needed

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@suchrash LOL ok you may be the only possible one

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i really want to eat (first pic) but then i have to go to an old port establishment that makes posts like (second pic)

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@seabazz_ right 😍

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@godlovesgoths whaaaaaaaat huge W

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