300 fucking crabs

she/her

[trash jones @jzux]

sometimes a picture of a new little guy will keep you going for days, if not weeks

[nii @nii1273]

i'm Broke and ugly and My frirnds secretly hate me and i Pushed away everyone who could be my friend and i have a stuffy nose

[౨ৎ @novaicedlatte]

there's a weird kind of grief that comes with late august and i cant explain it

[latke @latkedelrey]

he already does

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[sam @sam_d_1995]

finally, the perfect time to use this meme

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

worried i’ll log into work tomorrow to an email that says “you are in BIG trouble and we all hate you”

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

hi! astrophysicist here. this is true and you should get really scared and start screaming and crying and throwing up

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

sometimes you show up to work and they just torture you for hours

[mira @miralashea]

no suicidal shit but I really do understand why ppl k*ll themselves life be so hard it’s always thing after thing

[300 fucking crabs @squashtunnel]

Blowing ozempic ass at Pirates Cove Adventure Mini Golf

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Worlds falling apart but I still gotta make dinner and shit

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is i'm outside

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

the madness has overtaken me but we are still on for tuesday

[pris @pwiscila]

A beautiful woman named Scam Likely keeps calling me