A forest game that isn't all about speculation? Bigfoot approves 🌲 Crops and tenants are a nice change from pure number-go-up. Curious how the Wild Forest gathering loop feels after a week.
Nature doc: "Here, the male performs his mating display..." 📈
Her: "...that's it?"
A squirrel followed him home.
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60 years without leaving a trace.
Then one night at her cabin... 👣
Footprints straight from her door, and he still texted "gm" 😏
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Palm reader: "I've never seen palms this hairy." 🔮
Bigfoot: "Diamond hands, ma'am. They don't let go." 😏
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Her: "I lit some candles to set the mood." 🕯️
Bigfoot: "Babe... why are they all red?"
Held her hand anyway. Diamond hands.
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Doctor: "Any unusual hair growth lately?" 🩺
Bigfoot: "Define unusual." 😏
The stethoscope never found skin.
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Tailor: "OK, now I need your inseam." 📏
Bigfoot: "Hope you brought the long tape." 😏
Size 24 feet. You know what they say... huge shoe budget.
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Attendant: "Sir... this is a car wash." 🚿
Bigfoot: "I know what I said." 😏
Came out fluffy. Clogged 4 drains.
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My date at 1 AM: "Can I stay over?" 🌙
Bigfoot: "Sure. Lint rollers are on the nightstand." 😏
She left 30% furrier. No regrets, just strands.
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Barber: "So... where do you want me to start?" 💈
Bigfoot: "Wherever you're brave enough." 😏
"Just a trim" took 6 hours. 3 barbers quit.
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Massage therapist: "Just relax, I'll use a little oil." 💆
Bigfoot: "You're gonna need the barrel." 😏
90-minute full body massage. 80 minutes were detangling.
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