Tina

Writer, Englishwoman, dog mentor. Making a mockery of everything.

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@AerLingus Trying to resolve a refund issue for 8 weeks now. Today your call centre rep wouldn't let me talk to a manager and disconnected my call. Please contact me.

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@lill_gem @Bob_Janke We made an error. Left it overnight and now it's essentially an ice rink. Shit balls.

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@lill_gem @Bob_Janke It's some bad shit, Lil G. It's some bad shit.

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@joelycett My ex got our Brabantia in the divorce. It still smarts. How I loved you, big yellow obelisk.

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@best_gabby Zou bisou zou bisou...

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@lill_gem HEEEEEEL YEAH!

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@TopshopHelp My orders have been stuck in a ParcelShop for a month now. The guy won't give them to me without QR codes. You just keep responding to my emails saying they are in the shop. I KNOW they are in the shop. He won't give them to me!

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@Topshop No response from your Customer Service for 3 days via email on website, Twitter DM & Insta. How do we contact Customer Service?

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@alexwearsprada8 @RiotFest Like how bad? What are they going for?

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I just published Short Stories for Depressives https://t.co/kABb1HCw6O

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@atbbeerco @burntcitybeer @bolddogbeerco Hey guys. Apologies for the dirty word but will there be any cider on sale @BrewYards on Sat? We really want to come but have one guy in our gang who can't drink beer.

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@musicboxtheatre Do you have open seating? I want to book in advance but my friend wants to buy on the door due to membership. Thanks.

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@BrewYards Will you have any ciders available? We have one super cider lover in our gang.

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@SmallCheval Hey! Who's the massive prick that allows their dogs to run wild in Wicker Park? It's a restaurant. Protect your fucking dog, you loser.

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@nativefoodscafe Your online ordering is down and no answer on the phone when calling Wicker Park? What's up?

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@NoBonesTruck Do you you have any non-alcoholic cocktails on the menu?

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I love this film: 'Heartbeats' ▶ https://t.co/qzbdbfImCS via @mubi