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[Miraculous Fans World 🐾 @MLBFansWorld]

¿Cómo es posible que los Minions salieran pero Lady y Chat no? 😤

#JO2024 #Paris2024

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

matthew perry has sadly passed away at the age of 54.. rest in peace.

[zo @squatternutbash]

There is no feeling in this world that a black cat can’t fix and i stand by that

[zo @squatternutbash]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LEAVE FIVE DAYS AFTER COMING BACK FROM PTO??? NO PREPARATION??? also my dad thought this meant I’m moving. I’m not but boy howdy I’ve learned my lesson

[zo @squatternutbash]

my work: oh hey btw we won’t be sending you to Nevada in November like you requested :(
also my work, not even 2 seconds later: you’re going to Pennsylvania instead, you leave September 5th :)
excuse me??? I didn’t even have time to grieve Nevada 🥲

[zo @squatternutbash]

internet went bad so as per mecham tradition when a big storm comes in I grabbed our dvd of CLUE then had a jarring moment of realization that it’s been so long since I operated a dvd player that i had to sit and think about how to open it and figure out the remote again

[zo @squatternutbash]

Two of my coworkers scare me in the way that they find things. Twice now I’ve mentioned that I’m having trouble finding something and within minutes one of them has sent me a link to EXACTLY what I’m looking for, in minutes!!! Idk how they do it and I’m too scared to ask

[zo @squatternutbash]

@SarahJoy39 Let them be mad. Clearly what you bring to the table is more desirable and if they wanted the position they would work for it not expect it.

[Cheap Flights Club @cheapflightsclb]

So sad https://t.co/oHDh4bJDPV

[Space 360 @Space360HQ]

Slow down. Breathe.
Soak up a minute on Mars.

Want more? Can do: https://t.co/GIkMDewlbt

[Will Rinehart @WillRinehart]

Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population. https://t.co/zJdP8eHtQW

[zo @squatternutbash]

Very grateful for my coworker show shares a Pinterest board with me where I can share all the unhinged memes I find and not feel judged at all and she will actually reference them sometimes 🥹

[zo @squatternutbash]

@SarahJoy39 Ew

[zo @squatternutbash]

Ah yes. The annual time of year where I want to cry while shopping for shorts because WHY ARE RHEH ALL LIKE THAT

[zo @squatternutbash]

Just got a voicemail from a number in Shanghai, and now I gotta brush up to figure out what it’s about 😂 send help

[zo @squatternutbash]

@Kelltick It took myself and two other managers (all in our 20’s) to convince our youngest associate that she should not feel like she has to say yes to a guy who has actively preyed on her kindness after he asked her to a dance. She ultimately chose to go with a group of friends. Whew 😰

[zo @squatternutbash]

@Sadie_Sadie I was out of that bathroom before I even realized I had gotten up 🏃‍♀️

[zo @squatternutbash]

Thought my brother fell down the stairs while I was takin a 💩 and the sheer SPEED in which I pulled up my pants to run out and check on him… he did in fact not fall down the stairs btw

[zo @squatternutbash]

I didn’t have to go into work until later today, my mom came home early and scraped my car. Then I come home from work late and my dad has put my dinner in the oven so it’s warm when I got home. Parents are good.

[zo @squatternutbash]

Be warned friends, I’ve introduced my dad to the world of internet reaction images.