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idk nothin 🚘

[. @squatterswrongz]

Quebec is so performative with the French… living complete North American lives besides bagged milk I love Montreal tho

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Stop signs in Quebec read “Arrêt,” while those in France simply say “Stop.

[. @squatterswrongz]

There’s a whole season of Glee about this

[LALa Milan @_Milanmulaa]

Almost a year ago I found out my boyfriend cheated on me and got another woman pregnant so I decided to fake my pregnancy all the way up until the gender reveal. I never let him touch my belly and we didn’t live together so he never really knew I had on a fake belly, plus he work off shore so he was gone nearly my whole “pregnancy”. His whole family bought plane tickets to come to the gender reveal. They literally flew hours across the country and took off work to come down here. His family and him have gave me thousands of dollars to support my pregnancy too. Idc what nobody say I’m not wrong. You played in my face so I played in YOU AND YOUR FAMILY face. I’m not pregnant and him and his family now knows that. I made them spend all that money on the gender reveal just to reveal I wasn’t pregnant. This will teach y’all men to STOP playing with loyal females !!

[. @squatterswrongz]

Rip kips bay amc I remember watching Batman in the biggest and loudest room by myself on a Tuesday here

[Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri]

Apparently the AMC Kips Bay will be closing by December because the NYU hospital is expanding. A perfect encapsulation of our times.

[. @squatterswrongz]

I’ve seen more in the last 2 days than I have in the last 2 years….

[Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @HellGateNY]

Have you noticed less spotted lanternflies in New York City this year? You're not alone.
https://t.co/Zgtol9wRNn

[. @squatterswrongz]

They don’t speak English at my Dunkin either and it’s the greatest coffee that you’ll ever taste

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Imagine living in NYC and getting coffee from dunkin, Starbucks or blank street? Embarrassing behavior.

I get my coffee from a Japanese bakery where they don’t speak any English and it’s incredible

[. @squatterswrongz]

Genuinely who cares this is unfortunately the cost of living in the greatest city in the world

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Zohran Mamdani, what is your plan to stop people who don’t live in the city from snapping up our precious inventory of AMC Lincoln Square IMAX 70mm DUNE PART 3 tickets

[. @squatterswrongz]

88 in US history but 64 in living environment maaaan

[Fariha Rahman 🗽📰 @fariharahman_]

Mamdani remembering his Mandarin regents score unprompted as a 34 year old man…. New Yorkers go through a specific level of psychosis in high school and I can’t explain it (68 on the Spanish regents sophomore year)

[. @squatterswrongz]

That’s ode man, can’t even escape scalpers in real life transactions

[✧ 𝖑𝖊𝖝 ✧ @lexallnight]

saw a post on reddit of some dude at lincoln center in nyc who bought EIGHTY DUNE TICKETS at the kiosks we gotta start beating people's asses

[. @squatterswrongz]

Nothing hits you harder than watching a childhood movie and the characters are your current age 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[. @squatterswrongz]

I just seen multiple videos of a woman in Brooklyn who, within 10 seconds of a car double parking next to her driveway, spawn out of nowhere and call the cops on people. And she said her address out loud in one vid so there’s a whole movement of cars stopping there on purpose

[. @squatterswrongz]

There he go again

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: The Cleveland Cavaliers are trading Dennis Schroder and cash to the Charlotte Hornets for Tre Mann, sources tell ESPN.

[. @squatterswrongz]

Me going to the zoo and walking around saying it’s so fucked up they’re in here

[. @squatterswrongz]

I don’t watch Harry Potter but I know all of you are watching it don’t even lie

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Black Mirror’ director Ally Pankiw reveals she turned down directing the ‘Harry Potter’ HBO series:

“It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia!”

[. @squatterswrongz]

Okay Pakistan Independence Day I see you today 🔥🔥

[. @squatterswrongz]

Mamdani, Knicks, World Cup, Spider-Man, name a city better than new york

[. @squatterswrongz]

Okay so they’re definitely saving Nuevayol for the Miles Morales Spider-Man

[. @squatterswrongz]

He literally tried to beat his ass for being jacked lmaoo

[. @squatterswrongz]

Seeing a Hooters in Interlaken, Switzerland was definitely something

[. @squatterswrongz]

I’m cryinggg seeing Mamdani at Pakistan Independence Day mela and dealing with an audience of aunties and uncles geeking over him

[. @squatterswrongz]

This is so crazy

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Lyft driver from last night tried to run a scam on me by reporting damage using AI generated photos of puke all over his back seat but lyft couldn’t charge my default card bc it was cancelled earlier this week for fraud activity