Jordan

I’m always sweating balls

[Jordan @squazy06]

it’s so fucking hot outside. why do we go from Santa came everywhere to Jesus took a sunny piss all over Canada.

[Jordan @squazy06]

Fuck mrs heppel

[Jordan @squazy06]

IM GONNA SHIT ALL OVER U GAY FAGGOT CHINK

[Jordan @squazy06]

@CursedrblxMemes The way my jaw dropped

[Jordan @squazy06]

pooping a log not nuggets>>>>>

[Jordan @squazy06]

my shit won’t come out

[Jordan @squazy06]

puked up my chocolate muffin🤭

[Jordan @squazy06]

always laying in my bed naked cuz I’m too lazy to get dressed🐀

[Jordan @squazy06]

mfw some retard comes in and takes 15 minutes to order one meal then asks me “can you put my nuggets in a clear cup?” I beg ur PARDON????!

[Jordan @squazy06]

AUGHHHHHHHHH

[Jordan @squazy06]

i am so FUCKING ITCHY

[Jordan @squazy06]

I’m a player

[Jordan @squazy06]

big daddy gun pattys

[Jordan @squazy06]

fuck bitches get money

[Jordan @squazy06]

ATEAUGHHHHHHHHHH

[Jordan @squazy06]

forgot to mention I did in fact survive the walk home. I know you guys wouldn’t be able to live without me❤️

[Jordan @squazy06]

I could make an entire swimming pool out of all the sweat that’s dripping off my balls rn

[Jordan @squazy06]

if I die pls play “My Big Black Penis” at my funeral #clockingout