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swipe right for a free strawberry cup except we already ate it so

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"Nature is just so smart"

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"Moneyball, is that the movie with Pat Britt?"

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Do the people in the nosebleeds need a magnifying glass??

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@squeakykeeners: What if the SuperKid gets tackled #bestdayever #SB50

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"Thank god my schedule worked out this semester so I can spend more time at Summies."

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If anyone asks who has the driest clothes on campus, it's this guy. #jankydriers

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"I'm going to wet my pants." #finals

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Skeaky Keen interacts cordially and formally with Natalie Portman #viaemail #GeorgeLucaswronggedyou

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"It's like a combination of raising the roof and getting the crowd aroused" #aroused #wordchoice

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My dog ate the rest of my nutritional yeast

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"That just looks like a pimple." #bloodmoon

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Bro, you can't countdown the moon. #bloodmoonbro

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I was born to be an extra. I'm great at standing, and great at lurking in shadows. #hiremespielberg

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Pears are not peaches

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It's the Nicki Minaj of rest potentials #neurophysiology

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These pickles expire at the same time as we do #May2017

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Are you dating her? Wait she's a professional cellist

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Update: some of us trust dishwashers

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Fun is dependent on our presence

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We don't trust dishwashers