sammie

cole slaw is the bane of my existence

[Grace @gracecamille_]

if you don’t wear mascara boys start asking if you’re feeling ok

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[m @litandlattee]

dean’s expression takes me out EVERY SINGLE TIME😭

[jen @surewould_]

The cowards at Boston Logan International Airport will not serve me beer until 8:00am this commonwealth is a PRISON

[daffodil @bxbpilled]

girls be like: im watching my comfort tv show

The show:

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

They don’t let you see your phone’s clock in Candy Crush for the same reason they don’t let you see them in Vegas casinos

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

these commercials so ass man bring back puppymonkeybaby

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

the inner child in me is open mouth coughing on the inner child in you

[ٰ @CloserToYoun]

so when is national long distance low commitment fake flirting emotionally involved casual pretending boyfriend situationship day

[lia @tallsnail]

husband told me his friend got a le creuset dutch oven and he didn't even ask what color. men are hopeless.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

ive felt like this since january

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over….

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

NFLSU @LSUfootball 🐯

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

they’re so real because this is also how i react every time i watch will turner and elizabeth swann get married