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those are the magic words...

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@focodereality Oldest one I can think of is "Eve."

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@Unseen8004qa @ericstrand @TomtheBasedCat Correct. Hot tap water should only be used for brushing your teeth.

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@shellbeanbanner @ericstrand @TomtheBasedCat I've had a freezer running in my hot-as-hell Louisiana garage for like 25 years with zero problems.

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@HQNewsNow @WhiteHouse "The doctors called for another emergency cognitive exam just to confirm that I am still the smartest man in the history of the world."

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@S2Steercos Didn't that person get permanently banned from the White House because of that behavior?

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@TheLoyalNine65 I thought that person wa permanently banned from the White House after that?

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@RichterNYR35 Don't all male UFC fighters compete shirtless, too?

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@SkidWillie @TheCinesthetic It was like they compressed all the disappointment of the final season of Game of Thrones in to one episode. Absolute phone-in job by everybody.

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@TheCinesthetic How do you "call HBO?" Like thousands of people dug through their website to find the main corporate number and called it at 10PM on a Sunday night expecting someone to somehow help with they thought was a broadcast problem?

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@DianeFranklin80 Did having your neck broken like that between 2010 and 2012 have any lasting impact?

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@oyindapenaddict This show is NOT a comedy?

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@nicksortor OH MY GOD THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE REFLECTING POOL IS THERE???????

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@TheCinesthetic This reminded me that I do not remember a single thing from that film.

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@atrupar I 100% believe that Donald Trump is the smartest guy any of the people at his rally are ever going to meet.

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@TaraBull "I'm sorry I'm just a little shaken since I just watched this video on Twitter of a woman hanging herself in a doorway."

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@alphafox Did literally anyone not know that is why you don't allow children to ride on the front of a lawnmower? Like what other possible reason could there be?

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@CentralLow @BasedMikeLee Yeah, his tighty-whities.

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@BasedMikeLee Maybe they ran out of diapers?

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@DNIGabbard Every day since 2016 has been a day of humiliation for the people of this country.

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@HamskyHbb You just don't get films with solid real-world science like this anymore.