jennifer medina

i'm short. and often bored.

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@SengledUSA hub isn’t connecting, locked out of account

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@treesdallas what are set times?

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@ATTHelp wifi has been out all day. outage map now says service restored but it’s not. have been on hold for over an hour

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best use of the stone roses in a long time #TedLasso

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dear eric, we’re sorry your fiancé is a loud ass bitch who is bragging about the $25k veneers you’re buying her but left a $2 dollar tip on her tab cause she’s using her own card and doesn’t have access to yours yet 😘

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@AlishaGrauso i think i would be most annoyed by someone texting me that early in the morning

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@mrsmullenjr 🖤🖤

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@nickrallo socialist nachos > trickle down nachos

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is twitter broken again? is the crybaby going to blame everyone else again?

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at least clint dempsey still looks good 🤷🏻‍♀️

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glass onion was super fun! i broke my “skip the crowded movies cause people are loud and annoying” rule because i love @rianjohnson and it was def worth it

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@STEPHENCURRY700 @YNB you can fuck right off with that bullshit take 💜 a half brown woman who voted blue

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@aquaphase i know someone who can help you with that

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standing in line for @Backmanland when it looks like a bunch of sharpies but smells like marks a lot 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@aquaphase i see korean bbq in our futures…

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@TheFastSaga

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pretty sure @Jawbreaker got high before this show because i know i didn’t…

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@rgay did you have stove or harry?

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when dinnerly/marley spoon want me to add sugar to a recipe, i usually substitute it with chili garlic sauce 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@kibblesmith every goddamn hurricane