SqueekyPig 🌻🇵🇸🥥

Senior QA Analyst - Unreal Editor for Fortnite / @EpicGames / formerly Perf tester at Bungie / Kraken and Penguins fan / my own views.

[SqueekyPig 🌻🇵🇸🥥 @squeekypig]

This hockey season has been shameful with officiating. In 25 years of watching hockey I’ve never seen such awful refs. The @NHL needs to define what “goaltender interference” is because they have not been applying it seemingly consistently.

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Hey @FedExHelp what’s your policy on heavy and oversized items? I just had to carry an almost 300lbs delivery across my apartment complex…

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This isn’t transparency: it’s a diversion

[Acting AG Todd Blanche @DAGToddBlanche]

In the interest of transparency, @TheJusticeDept is releasing the complete transcript and audio of my proffer of Ms. Maxwell. The transcript and audio are linked below.

https://t.co/TQW5migemm

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@DAGToddBlanche Except both her docs and the DOJ’s docs. This isn’t transparency, it’s a diversion.

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@DAGToddBlanche @TheJusticeDept Was she under oath? Will you release the documents she presented? Will you release the documents your own DOJ has? This means jackshit to anyone other than those who are looking for excuses.

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@kirkdesoto @latenightercom Why is it that right wing nut jobs are totally fine taking a dump on everyone else, but get all upset when it’s their half-witted, easily manipulated, child king they get all huffy about it

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@BeGoodDonnie @SeattleKrakenPR @Firebirds He was on the NHL roster to cover for injuries. Since Gourde was on the mom’s trip with the team, I’m going to assume he was day-to-day and is now ready to play.

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Just here to say hi

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There’s a difference in morality between religious folk and non-religious folk.
Religious: “what’s stopping you from doing ‘bad’ things?” This is based on permission from a higher being.
Non-religious: “why would I do things that harm others?” is based on equal value of others

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If you still wanna hear the dumb shit I think… I started posting again on the other blue app…

https://t.co/7qXKIc8nn4

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If you still wanna hear the dumb shit I think… I started posting again on the other blue app…

https://t.co/7qXKIc8nn4

[SqueekyPig 🌻🇵🇸🥥 @squeekypig]

Since the exodus seems to be picking up, I have BS too!
Squeekypig there too! Add me! I’m lonely’

[SqueekyPig 🌻🇵🇸🥥 @squeekypig]

Wanna get this train going lol.

[SqueekyPig 🌻🇵🇸🥥 @squeekypig]

Maybe I’ll go back to the other blue app for a bit… haven’t touched this shithole in a while.

Add me on the atmospheric short form social media app ☺️

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Or if I took a shot every time Walz talked about Minnesota….

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If I was taking a shot for every time Vance twisted to topic to immigration for no reason I would be dead.

Btw. The VP doesn’t have the power they need implying. VP has no power at all.

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Glad I’m not taking a shot for every time Tr*mp brings up immigration…. I’d be dead

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Who’s at PAX West???

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Hello this is a Tweet to remind you that I am insane

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So fucking gross