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I scrawl things down I find mildly entertaining.

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@Jenna_Marbles please please do this #googlyeyes https://t.co/kBPI1QVw5g

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#NeverSaidInATarantinoFilm
I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet. It's the one that says Bad Mother Ducker on it.

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#NeverSaidInATarantinoFilm
It's Folgers crystals!

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Joey Diaz describing food on JRE is my spirit animal @madflavor @joerogan #yumfood #jre #joeycocodiaz #joerogan

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God, Dad.... you just don't understand me @VancityReynolds #theouterlimits

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I-5 Tacoma is the Winchester House of Washington #constructionfordays #PNW #Washington #Tacoma #interstate

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Valentaco Day... every year! #RenameValentinesDay

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Meme Terminology #WeirdNewCollegeCourses

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Hipsternomics #WeirdNewCollegeCourses

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If you hear a noise, don't run upstairs #ThingsILearnedFromTheMovies

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Het home in less than 12 parsecs #AlternativeWaysToGetHome

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Why is this only in packet form and not a bottle? We needs it... #tacos #tacosarelife
@KraftHeinzCo

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@paulmauermusic @TrivialPursuit_ 🖕🖕🖕

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#HaveAMovieSpat
Squabblin' in the Rain

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Gentlemen, come at me when you are THIS sexy. #SexiestManAlive #WelcomeToTheGunShow @BlakeShelton @RealHughJackman @VanCityReynolds @People https://t.co/xW5UywY4lp

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@bobsaget with the double dab! 🔥🔥 @firstwefeast #hotones #thelastdab

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#SellYourExAsARealtorWould
Foreclosure, sold as-is

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#DataAndDrinks

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#ComicBookCharacterSongs
Peter Parker's Lonely Hearts Club Band