ᴺᵘᵈᶦᵇʳᵃⁿᶜʰ ᴮᵃᵇʸ

welcome to the pity party grab a chair and tell the group your name//she/her

[ᴺᵘᵈᶦᵇʳᵃⁿᶜʰ ᴮᵃᵇʸ @squibley]

I want Luigi to be my boyfriend

[Miss Beyblade @Grodie_Brodie]

Enjoy these screenshots from my review video I sent to @squibley for buying me a white kyber crystal

[ᴺᵘᵈᶦᵇʳᵃⁿᶜʰ ᴮᵃᵇʸ @squibley]

Pickpocketing is a victimless crimes

[voidfemoid @voidfemoid]

just got hospitalised for my spongebob addiction . they put me in the squid ward

[ᴺᵘᵈᶦᵇʳᵃⁿᶜʰ ᴮᵃᵇʸ @squibley]

“Badass” is gender neutral

[𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑺𝑨✨ @sansa_sue]

you who swallowed a falling star

[ᴺᵘᵈᶦᵇʳᵃⁿᶜʰ ᴮᵃᵇʸ @squibley]

The idea of marrying a doctor is cool and all until you realize they went to school for like a dozen years and are therefore fucking NERDS

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Cancer moon baby. Feel what you want & don’t apologize.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Cancers when they use one period in a text

[ᴺᵘᵈᶦᵇʳᵃⁿᶜʰ ᴮᵃᵇʸ @squibley]

How old were you when you realized all of Maroon 5’s music is about oral sex

[ᴺᵘᵈᶦᵇʳᵃⁿᶜʰ ᴮᵃᵇʸ @squibley]

https://t.co/rU0etI2V3I celebrate the Fourth of July by signing this petition to help put pressure on law enforcement to investigate the death of an indigenous woman

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

This month in “the war on drugs”

[ᴺᵘᵈᶦᵇʳᵃⁿᶜʰ ᴮᵃᵇʸ @squibley]

Ready for some flashbacks?

[pictoria vark @pictoriavark]

i don't want to be a girlboss anymore, i want to take pictures of the cows while my husband drives me to my lobotomy

[ᴺᵘᵈᶦᵇʳᵃⁿᶜʰ ᴮᵃᵇʸ @squibley]

*Shazams hold music*

[Joel Burgess @JoelBurgess]

I said goodbye today to River, who most of you know as Fallout 4’s Dogmeat.

Heartbroken doesn't cover it, but I won’t eulogize her here. For twitter, I thought it'd be appropriate to look back at her impact on that game.

(plus, writing about game dev hurts less than grieving)

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

if god hates the gays so much then how come he keeps blessing us?