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I honestly never know what to put here…

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You’re either dehydrated or drowning.

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Update: the Bagels got burnt.

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I just hope the Bagels and the Doge Rams both have fun. @chrisdchilders

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Everybody that likes mint chocolate chip ice-cream is classy.

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Guess who just scored a big girl job💁🏻‍♀️

[brocknroll @brockawilson]

I never fail to do something extremely stupid.

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Conclusion of the day: if people were more self aware it would fix all the world’s problems

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#letmenwearsanadals

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Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stoprectangles

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Save more money. Live even better. Aldi

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Me: you want to wash out that zip lock bag of Chex mix so you can play piano in the shower?!? Do you hear yourself?!?

Cady: yeah!

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Cady: *playing the same song over and over on garage band on her phone*

Me: you know you can record it right?

Cady: WHAT?!

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Me: My grandma has covid

Cady: *plays random notes on a 70s synth on her phone*

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You can’t comment on your peer’s intelligence using vegetables.

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Me: you’re pushing my buttons
Cady: I was looking for a specific song!
Me: I was talking about my emotional buttons ma’am
Cady: look it’s a dead cat *shows picture of dead cat*
@cadylnbrooke

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I just want to be a thoughtless blob… is that too much to ask.

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Just because I have a flirty and feminine personality does not mean that I know nothing, have you not learned any of the lessons from Legally Blonde

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“Sometimes I’m your stress ball, sometimes I’m your ball of stress.”
-my cat