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Yesterday, thought it would be cool for a flower that tasted and smelled like the old Zebra Stripe gum. Check my dispensary just a minute or so ago and wtf, 7 grams of Zebra Ztripez flower on sale...

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Eating through a sleeve of Girl Scout thin mints and it just came to me. Put Oreo cream filling between 2 thin mints.

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hahaha

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So I guess I deleted bitcoin wallet... And I think I had coins in there... And they are now over $300 a coin.. And fuck me....

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Cleaning, listening to classical music on YouTube which is playing in the next room on my fire stick... Thought about playing Vivaldi, 4 seasons winter next. A few minutes go by.. Guess what randomly played next. Vivaldi's Four Seasons. Winter. #wtf

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I was relacing my sneakers and next thing I see on a Facebook reel is a video for lacing your sneakers different ways. I never relace sneakers that often, and this is the first time seeing that video. How does that coincidence even happen.

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@KABantonioBay It was horrible. I asked her how to pronounce her name. She didn't understand me when I said I can't roll my rs. She went on to say how it's common in the latino community and in a panic I said it wad a beautiful name which caused a palatably tense moment.

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My new therapist has a rolling R pronunciation in her name. I'm fucked.... The rolling R is why I forewent Spanish for Italian during high school and college.

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https://t.co/SoJe6dPNkK

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Can't create a new account. Been like this since launch.

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Just noticed that an eBay seller left a positive yet ultra negative feedback comment 6 years ago and there's nothing I can do about it. Sneaky asshole, touche.

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Waking up next to a previously full, now empty sleeve of girl scouts thin mints cookies, I have found a new low.

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What if your pursuit of happiness annoys the fuck out of my pursuit of happiness?

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Seriously, wtf....
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Fuck!

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Well I've been down so God damn long, That it looks like up to me.

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@KABantonioBay @CocaCola Those chemicals may have short circuited my taste buds. Zero Calories aside, I preferred it over regular coca cola classic which tastes literally too vanilla-ish to me now.

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@KABantonioBay @CocaCola It's overall just flatter and a tad bit more watered down than the black version coke zero sugar. It's also missing a certain "bite" that the previous incarnation had. I was addicted to coke zero so maybe this is a good thing.

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@KABantonioBay @CocaCola The new flavor comes in the red cans with black lettering (with a "now more delicious" proclamation on the can).