Squid

35/Pierced/Tattooed/Constantly changing hair colour(s)/Crazy cat lady

[Squid @squidemort]

I don’t think any of my friends understand how upset it makes me about how the opening of Hey Baby, Here’s That Song You Wanted by @blessthefall’s opening is actually at the end of God Wears Gucci on Spotify 😭

[Squid @squidemort]

Starting a new anime. The one character says like… three words and I go “That’s @CyYuVtuber, hands down”

Googled and yep, it’s him 😂

[Squid @squidemort]

When you’ve been talking to the office assistant at work about @Dopamine__Band then she starts playing all of their songs (starting with She Loves which is 👌🏻) and you are the only one in the office jamming 😂

But she did say she liked them so woohoo, made the band another fan!

[Squid @squidemort]

If criminals cannot vote, they should not be allowed to run for president.

[Squid @squidemort]

To any woman that voted for him:

I hope you’re fucking happy without rights. I do not want to see you fucking complaining that you’re not a human being in the eyes of your government any longer because YOU are the ones that voted him in.

[Squid @squidemort]

Nothing better than some full blast @Dopamine__Band at 7 AM to block out obnoxious crotch goblins in a hotel lobby

[Squid @squidemort]

@magsispunk Literally just tell him they will fill a hole in your soul and…

[Squid @squidemort]

@Dopamine__Band

[Squid @squidemort]

UPDATE: they blocked me 😂😂😂

[Squid @squidemort]

Fucking cackling 😂😂 You cannot tell me this isn’t @johngreen 😂😂

[Squid @squidemort]

@blessthefall is back & they are not leaving repeat all day 🤘🏻

[Squid @squidemort]

Best birthday present 😍 @Lich_Daddy

[Squid @squidemort]

Gotta love leaving work 3 hours earlier than planned because you have a splitting headache, chills, you’re shaky, & feel like absolute dog shit 🙃

[Squid @squidemort]

My bus driver just called me out for all of my Starbucks cups. Come on dude, it’s only 24 😂

[Squid @squidemort]

The hold that Unholy by @samsmith has on me is, well, unholy

[Squid @squidemort]

It’s been 20 years since your passing and I’m still not over it 😭

Today is going to suck.

[Squid @squidemort]

Just a casual reminder that Kronk is still my best boy ❤️❤️

[Squid @squidemort]

Spotify shuffle, you did not just do that 🙈