John

had a dick replacement (blew off)

[John @squidgamesfeet]

Hey that’s moot

[💜 Alfie Alfredo ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 🐌 #willowtwt @brushaluvr]

believe it or not i don’t like willow in a gooner way, i love them bc look at that adorable face and they’re just an awesome character imo
ofc i still think they’re very attractive and #dreamthey but i mainly like their character

[🇸🇴 @sen1aca]

Pops fc walked in on me sucking my hb’s dick

[John @squidgamesfeet]

@ColderNron

[𝗎𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖾 @cocuuuuus]

Confessed my feelings to hb and he said hes gay too

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

liking her funny tweets instead of her thirst traps

[wamphyri @wamphyrics]

accidentally grazed a womans hand today so im no longer khhv

[۟ @goonercidal]

Been gooning for so long there’s lowk porn im nostalgic for

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Our sex was like 9/11 ill never forget

[silly @sillyboythuggin]

you subconsciously absorb a small amount of the personality traits from the people around you so you just have millionsn of tiny larp particles swimming in your brain

[Rook :) @XxM43r4nthxX]

Eddie richtofen in shattered veil’s outro for some reason

[× @TRIST4NSTUBBS]

IRL friends are bagging girls meanwhile I'm doing gimmick xeets on xitter

[MrMan @QuestionStan23]

I can’t believe I’m seeing John Stewart become culturally recognized as the guy who likes to fuck older women

[earnie returns @zimmysucks]

she caught me playing fortnite while we was sexting

[Tappedfreak @TappedfreakR]

yo y’all be dating COD campaign villains

[fahmeedx @fahmeedx]

summers over but fall outfits are back

[🦐 @kurisu_armpit]

some guy came up to me at school and starting talking about video games and he acted like i was crazy for not playing the few that he knew like fortnite or cod or rainbow six siege and he didn't even know really popular games like doom or half life these people need to go