lil squid

I don't know how to come up with clever, funny bios. My dog, bunny and @banana_slurpyy are the best.

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@Banana_Slurpyy @Tru_Fru Facts

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Normalize employers putting the wage in the job listing so we both don’t waste our time 🙃

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Why am I now realizing that Jimmy sounds like Bob from Bob’s Burgers lmao #LoveIsBlind6 #LoveIsBlindS6

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Wish I was an influencer JUST so I could get free @AlaniNutrition peach energy drinks lmao

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Like I can’t believe I’m getting paid $10 more than what I used to make in 2019 and I’m even more broke than I was back then

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I would like to not be broke anymore lol

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Mai doesn’t deserve TJ’s loyalty!!! #squidgamesthechallenge

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Lol why do I always end up being the least liked in a group of friends

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Going shopping for clothes 3 weeks postpartum has been the dumbest thing I’ve done recently lmao

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Shrek has the best soundtrack

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Why do I kinda miss being pregnant lmao

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The cutest little burrito 💖

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How am I supposed to eat 6 dates a day, I can barely eat one 😩 lmao

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Wait so the love is blind reunion is working for some people???

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@ohgeminii I had to fast forward that part. The second hand embarrassment was too strong lmao

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Not me forgetting I’m visibly pregnant and getting surprised when random people ask me when I’m due lmao

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Lmaooo not Bartise making himself look like an asshole once again #perfectmatch

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The glucose drink is not bad at alllll. I’m mad for letting tik tok scare me lmao

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I’m so ready for summer lol

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Sometimes I feel like the only freak that cares about food being out for more than two hours at parties lmao