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In a similar vein, I just added shredded cheese to kraft dinner and I’ll probably eat it that way for the rest of my life oh my god. Can’t believe I didn’t think of this until now

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Just discovered that if you put shredded cheese on a sandwich it becomes better in every conceivable way

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Said it before and I’ll say it again but Tim Curry’s acting in the last 20 minutes of Rocky Horror is incredible to the point of life changing. Nobody could do it like him.

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Don’t dream it. Be it.

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Saw this with my buddies and the second this scene ended one of them (single) turned to me and said “he’s so lucky” and idk if I’ve ever laughed harder in my life

[Burnouts3 @Burnouts3s3]

Illumination Minions and Monsters Dort Jessie Eisenberg and Suffragette Debbie Zoey Deutch go out on dates

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World of Autotainment was so formative for me in so many ways. Using “weed eater” as the punchline the second time is such masterful comedy writing lol

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(Bang bang) a dick hard on the butt
(Bang bang) a titty in my hand
(Bang bang) a neck kiss
(Bang bang) a hell yeah

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Upon reading the Odyssey it’s kinda funny that some of the stories in there had any staying power. The siren encounter is like one page, the TROJAN HORSE is maybe two paragraphs

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Bro hop on Trials HD

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Amended. Just an incredible film.

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Actually gutted that The End of Evangelion isn’t showing here

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You gotta feel bad for all the grips and gaffers that didn’t get to work on this

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been released.

In theaters on December 18.

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@BiddleeeW I think it would be FUN to run a newspaper

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“Don’t count on it?! Awwwww” is an all time vocal stim

[𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐌𝐙 𝐈 @KwamzTheFirst]

Probably my favourite joke out of the 5 movies

I feel Toy Story 1 had an edge to its humour that kinda got lost in the sequels

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Idgaf

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“The only one strong enough to fix that road is Big Al”

“Lizzie, Big Al left like fifteen years ago”

“Then why are you bringing him up ya lemon?”

[Wesley The Paleo Dude 🦕🦖 @Cretaceous27738]

If you’ve seen this movie, prove by quoting it!

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How many Minions whipped slaves do you think

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@Andrew__Boley Yeah Dave Chappelle did this exact bit in Killin’ Them Softly (2000) and not to give the man too much credit but his delivery was so much better than this

[Harry @hdwmovies]

funniest joke in all of Star Wars imo

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I actually feel like this rn like there is no way to express my current situation in this very moment better than Kubrick’s wacky monolith room. how did he know

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Thinking about this today

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I’m gonna watch the original trilogy tomorrow and cry my eyes out because what else can you do